❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞
❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞
The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lin...
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e p i g r a p h
❝crazy people don't know they're crazy.
i know i'm crazy therefore i'm not crazy.
isn't that crazy?❞
jacksparrow
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[c a l l r e c e i v e d]
"C to the H to the Loe!"
"Um what?"
"Don't judge, I'm experimenting new ways to pick up the phone."
"...Are you really that bored?"
"Yup!"
"What's next? A thousand ways to eat a potato?"
"Nah..."
"Oh phew-"
"Because I already tried that."
"What?"
"Yup."
"Oh yeah, just some advice, do not try to eat a potato hanging upside down the empire state building while screaming that we were all once giant dancing mangoes and singing the theme song of Bob the Builder."
"What the f-"
"You'll most likely find yourself surrounded by screaming police and citizens watching you from below, and the only way to escape is to do hardcore parkour, and you'll probably bump into a hot dog cart on your way and find yourself in the middle of a men's underwear section in a mall with a really really old guy who you just gave a heart attack to, and chances are you'll somehow end up halfway across the country on an airplane flying to the south of Australia."
"..."
"Do I want to know?"
"I don't think so."
"So where are you now exactly?"
"Uh, somewhere above Africa."
"Are you fucking serious?"
"No I'm Chloe."
"..."
"Not impressed."
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just a random snippet of hunter and chloe's normal everyday life
*cough* totes normal *cough*
yeah yeah this is short alright people
the exciting stuff will come later
oh and there are like only three or four chapters left till the epilogue
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