Jack: Well, I guess it's just us, you, and a pile of burnt sticks.
Merida: Um, they're logs-.
Jack: Whatever!
Hiccup: Jeez guys, you are just making me feel dumb.
Merida: Dumb? You're the smartest out of all of us!
Hiccup:...okay that makes me feel a little better--but only a little!
Merida: Yeah, yeah. Just get on with the next question.
Hiccup: Okay...'Jack are you going to marry Elsa?'
Jack: Woah woah woah. Wait a second--marriage? Already? When we haven't even gone on a date yet?
Merida: Calm down Frosty. It's just a question.
Jack: Shut up, Scottish Bum. And to answer your question--we'll see.
Merida: Ooh, and then you're gonna have little ice babies-.
Jack: Too far!
Elsa: What's too far-?
Hiccup, Jack, Merida: Ah!
Rapunzel: *drops coal* What's going on?!
Jack: Nothing, nothing!
Elsa: *raises eyebrows* Okay. What was the question?
Jack: Nothing, babe.
Merida: *nudges Jack and mumbles* babe...
Jack: Shut up. Anyways, next question!
*Jack searches through the pile of fan mail*
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