'I dare Jack to play 7 minutes in heaven with Elsa'
Merida: Wow, now you're going to make them have ice babies.
Rapunzel: Merida!
Merida: What! It's true...
Jack: I'm okay with that. C'mon, Snowflake! *picks up Elsa and flies to the closet.*
Elsa: This closet is pretty small. Can you, uh...get your elbow out of my face?
Jack: Oh, yeah...sorry.
Merida: What do you think they're doing in there?
Hiccup: I don't know, but it's really quiet.
Jack: *whispers* You can hear them, right?
Elsa: Yeah.
Jack: Wanna play a prank on them.
Elsa: I don't know Jack...
Jack: C'mon, please? For once in your life have a little fun!
Elsa: Okay, what do we do?
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Merida: It's been 3 minutes, what are they doing in there-?
Elsa: No, no. I like the name Mount.
Jack: Cliff is better!
Rapunzel: Mount? Cliff--what?
Hiccup: Oh I think I know what's going on.
Merida: Are they thinking of...baby names?
Rapunzel: Oh my gosh, I think so. *presses ear against closet with Hiccup and Merida*
Elsa: Wait, no--I like Dinner! Yeah, that's a good name for the baby.
Merida: Baby?! What?!
Jack: What if we get a girl?
Elsa: Name her...Breakfast.
Rapunzel: Oh my gosh. They're having a baby?!
Hiccup: Okay those are really bad names!
Jack: We can have both if-.
Merida: Okay, I've heard enough! I don't care if it hasn't been 7 minutes! *slams door open* Since when did-.
Jack and Elsa: When did what?
Rapunzel: You--you said you guys are getting a baby boy or girl!
Elsa: Yeah, we are.
Merida: Wait so you're pregnant!
Elsa: Yeah.
Hiccup: Woah.
Rapunzel: Congratulations! Just, promise me you won't name them Dinner or Breakfast.
Jack and Elsa: ...
Rapunzel: Wait, you're not serious are you?!
Merida: Oh my gosh they are!
Jack and Elsa: ... *bursts out laughing*
Hiccup: What's so funny?!
Elsa: We were playing a family game! See! *pulls out a toy of a mom and dad*
Jack: We were going to give them a baby! Haha, we got you guys good!
Merida: Darn it!
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FanfictionAsk us! :) [CLOSED] ATTENTION: You must read 'The Big Five.' By the way, if you're a Jelsa hater I suggest you leave. This book has Jelsa potatoes in it so if you even try and comment you'll be sorry. ~*~ Oct. 2014 Fantasy #24 / Random #44