7 Minutes in Heaven with Jelsa

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'I dare Jack to play 7 minutes in heaven with Elsa'

Merida: Wow, now you're going to make them have ice babies.

Rapunzel: Merida!

Merida: What! It's true...

Jack: I'm okay with that. C'mon, Snowflake! *picks up Elsa and flies to the closet.*

Elsa: This closet is pretty small. Can you, uh...get your elbow out of my face?

Jack: Oh, yeah...sorry.

Merida: What do you think they're doing in there?

Hiccup: I don't know, but it's really quiet.

Jack: *whispers* You can hear them, right?

Elsa: Yeah.

Jack: Wanna play a prank on them.

Elsa: I don't know Jack...

Jack: C'mon, please? For once in your life have a little fun!

Elsa: Okay, what do we do?

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Merida: It's been 3 minutes, what are they doing in there-?

Elsa: No, no. I like the name Mount.

Jack: Cliff is better!

Rapunzel: Mount? Cliff--what?

Hiccup: Oh I think I know what's going on.

Merida: Are they thinking of...baby names?

Rapunzel: Oh my gosh, I think so. *presses ear against closet with Hiccup and Merida*

Elsa: Wait, no--I like Dinner! Yeah, that's a good name for the baby.

Merida: Baby?! What?!

Jack: What if we get a girl?

Elsa: Name her...Breakfast.

Rapunzel: Oh my gosh. They're having a baby?!

Hiccup: Okay those are really bad names!

Jack: We can have both if-.

Merida: Okay, I've heard enough! I don't care if it hasn't been 7 minutes! *slams door open* Since when did-.

Jack and Elsa: When did what?

Rapunzel: You--you said you guys are getting a baby boy or girl!

Elsa: Yeah, we are.

Merida: Wait so you're pregnant!

Elsa: Yeah.

Hiccup: Woah.

Rapunzel: Congratulations! Just, promise me you won't name them Dinner or Breakfast.

Jack and Elsa: ...

Rapunzel: Wait, you're not serious are you?!

Merida: Oh my gosh they are!

Jack and Elsa: ... *bursts out laughing*

Hiccup: What's so funny?!

Elsa: We were playing a family game! See! *pulls out a toy of a mom and dad*

Jack: We were going to give them a baby! Haha, we got you guys good!

Merida: Darn it!

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