'Change the girls into animals please!'
Merida: Uh, does anybody know how to change us into animals?
Jack: We can ask North for something...*calls North*
North: *answers* Hello, Jack!
Jack: Hey North, do you have any idea how to temporarily change people into animals?
North: I have a biscuit than can, do you want me to send it over to you guys through the snow globe?
Jack: That's sounds good. Oh, and can you get Eugene on the way?
North: Sure. *hangs up*
Rapunzel: Why do we need Eugene?
Jack: What--you don't want Eugene here?
Rapunzel: I do, I do...but why'd you ask North to bring him here?
Jack: I thought you missed him, since you know--me, Elsa, Hiccup and Merida are all dating.
Hiccup: Me and Merida aren't--.
North: You all asked for biscuits?
Merida: Yeah! *grabs one and bites*
North: And Eugene?
Eugene: Uh, hello. I don't know why Santa Clause just grabbed me, but--.
Rapunzel: Eugene! *hugs and kisses*
North: Uh, here's your biscuits. *hands one to everyone*
Hiccup: Oh, it's just for the girls--Ah, a bear's attacking me! *tries to hit bear*
Merida: *sits and points to dress*
Hiccup: Merida? Is that you?
Merida: *crosses arms and growls*
Hiccup: Okay then--i'll take that as a yes.
North: It wears off after an hour--bye! *leaves*
Elsa: Um, okay...*bites biscuit* *eye twitches*
Rapunzel: *bites and shivers* Jeez, that tastes disgusting! *scratches ear* Wait, why am I furry--meow.
Eugene: Whoa, Rapunzel! You're a cat!
Rapunzel: Meow!
Elsa: I don't feel so good...*holds stomach*
Jack: Elsa! You're a deer!
Eugene: She looks like Bambi--just with a snowflake on her back.
Jack: Who's Bambi?
Eugene: It's a Disney thing--you wouldn't understand.
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FanficAsk us! :) [CLOSED] ATTENTION: You must read 'The Big Five.' By the way, if you're a Jelsa hater I suggest you leave. This book has Jelsa potatoes in it so if you even try and comment you'll be sorry. ~*~ Oct. 2014 Fantasy #24 / Random #44
