'I dare all of you to watch Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.'
Jack: Um, okay.
Elsa: *searches up on google* *clicks video*
Everyone: ...
Jack: Okay so this girl has a blonde quiff and blue eyes, why is the camera so close to her face?!
Rapunzel: I don't know but--woah, what is she wearing?!
Merida: I don't even think that's considered as clothes!!
Hiccup: I feel uncomfortable...
Elsa: Ew, she licked a sledgehammer!
Jack: Wait, what does metal taste like? *licks Hiccup's shoulder armor*
Hiccup: Now that is just creepy! *wipes shoulder*
Jack: Doesn't taste good. *spit*
Merida: Woah, what the--a wrecking ball almost hit her!
Rapunzel: She's just walking forward as if nothing happened!
Elsa: Okay, now she's swinging on the ball--um...I don't like how the camera is angled.
....
Everyone: Oh my god!
Jack: *covers Elsa and his eyes*
Merida: *covers Rapunzel and her eyes*
Hiccup: *covers eyes*
Elsa: I can't watch this anymore--somebody press the exit button!
Hiccup: I'm not doing it--I'm gonna have to open my eyes!
Merida: Just close the laptop! *closes*
Jack: Let's agree to never watch Miley Cyrus again.
Everyone else: Agreed.
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FanfictionAsk us! :) [CLOSED] ATTENTION: You must read 'The Big Five.' By the way, if you're a Jelsa hater I suggest you leave. This book has Jelsa potatoes in it so if you even try and comment you'll be sorry. ~*~ Oct. 2014 Fantasy #24 / Random #44
