'I dare you guys to watch a video of Jackunzel (sorry Elsa.)'
Elsa: *searches up* *clicks video*
Jack: Daughters? What?
Everyone: *watches video*
Rapunzel: Wait a second! This is a shipping video!
Merida: No dip!
Jack: Elsa is not my daughter! That's just rude.
Elsa: Weren't you looking at Eugene like that?
Rapunzel: Yeah! I do not look at Jack like that!
'I dare Jack to play 7 minutes in heaven with Rapunzel.'
Elsa: ...
Rapunzel: But, I'm gonna get a cold!
Merida: Take these blankets and stuff. *gives thick blankets*
Rapunzel: I don't like these dares..*goes into closet with Jack*
*awkward silence.*
Jack: So...how's Eugene?
Rapunzel: He's great, actually! He's busy doing some work for his job, and I see how much he's into it. It must make him happy, so I'm happy *dreamy eyes.* So, how's Elsa?
Jack: She's great too. She's been with the both of us for this whole time, Punz. You should know.
Rapunzel: I know. I just thought it was the politest thing to do. Uh, Jack? Your leg's freezing my foot.
Jack: Oh, sorry.
-A FEW MINUTES LATER-
Hiccup: You can come out now! *opens closet door*
Rapunzel: *teeth chattering* I-I need some h-hot chocolate *walks to kitchen* *comes back with hot chocolate*
'I dare Jack to kiss Rapunzel on the lips in front of everyone.'
Rapunzel: Okay, we can handle do the other two--but this is too much!
Jack: If I do--One, no engaged guy does that. Two, Rapunzel's in a relationship. And three, I'd probably give her a frostbite on the lips so she wouldn't be able to talk and stuff.
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