Hans and Kristoff

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'Jack, what would you do if you saw Hans and Kristoff trying to flirt with Elsa?'

Jack: First of all, I'd be creeped out by Kristoff--since he's with Anna, and uh...who the heck is Hans?

Hiccup: That dude you hated.

Jack: I hate a lot of people.

Rapunzel: Of the Southern Isles?

Merida: Oh! And he likes sandwiches!

Hiccup: And he had these weird sideburns--

Elsa: --Wait, how do you guys know this stuff--?

Jack: Oh, then I'd punch him over and over again.

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