'Jack, what would you do if you saw Hans and Kristoff trying to flirt with Elsa?'
Jack: First of all, I'd be creeped out by Kristoff--since he's with Anna, and uh...who the heck is Hans?
Hiccup: That dude you hated.
Jack: I hate a lot of people.
Rapunzel: Of the Southern Isles?
Merida: Oh! And he likes sandwiches!
Hiccup: And he had these weird sideburns--
Elsa: --Wait, how do you guys know this stuff--?
Jack: Oh, then I'd punch him over and over again.
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