'I dare Merida to play 7 minutes in heaven with Hiccup!'
Merida: Oh, they were serious about this?!
Elsa: Yup, now get into the closet *pushes Merida and Hiccup into closet.*
Merida: Do I have a say in this?!
Everyone but Mericcup: Nope!
Rapunzel: *waves* Have fun in heaven! *closes door*
Hiccup: ...
Merida: ...
Hiccup: So--.
Merida: Can I do something?
Rapunzel: *whispers* Ooh, they're gonna kiss!
Elsa: *whispers* Oh my gosh!!
Jack: Girls, shh.
Hiccup: Sure.
Merida: *slams elbow on door* Go away, you bums!
Everyone else: Sorry!
Hiccup: How'd you know they were listening?
Merida: Well, first of all--I did that all the other times, and second of all--they whisper and breathe really loud.
Hiccup: Oh, you have nice hearing.
Merida: Um, thank you?
Hiccup: You're welcome.
Merida: Um, Hiccup?
Hiccup: Yeah?
Merida: You're sweating...a lot.
Hiccup: *wipes forehead* Oh jeez, this is embarrassing.
Merida: Isn't it 'manly' to sweat?
Hiccup: It is?! I-I mean...it is! Yeah, I buffed myself up a bit so I know it's manly to--.
Merida: Hiccup?
Hiccup: Yeah?
Merida: Just...be quiet.
Hiccup: Okay...
-5 MINUTES LATER-
Elsa: Okay, you can come out now! *opens door*
Rapunzel: *gasp* Oh my gosh, Hiccup you're sweating a waterfall!
Hiccup: I know, I needa go wash this out. *rushes to bathroom.*
Jack: *points to Hiccup* What's wrong with Hiccup?
Merida: *points to closet* It's hot and small in there!
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FanfictionAsk us! :) [CLOSED] ATTENTION: You must read 'The Big Five.' By the way, if you're a Jelsa hater I suggest you leave. This book has Jelsa potatoes in it so if you even try and comment you'll be sorry. ~*~ Oct. 2014 Fantasy #24 / Random #44
