'Jack, do you wear eyeliner?'
Jack: What
Jack: Do you seriously think I do
Jack: I don't even know the difference between lipliner and eyeliner how would I even put it on
Hiccup: Well lipliner is for your lips and eyeliner is for your eyes
Jack: Shut up Hiccup nobody asked you
Merida: Haha that rhymes
Jack: Merida I don't care...ida
Elsa: No, that was bad. Stop
Jack: Elsa you're just jealous-a
Rapunzel: JACK
Jack: RAPUNZEL? MORE LIKE JACK HAS NICE PUNS--
Rapunzel: *whacks with a frying pan*
Everyone else: ....
Rapunzel: that's one way to quiet down Jackson Over-the-land with his giant ego Frost
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FanfictionAsk us! :) [CLOSED] ATTENTION: You must read 'The Big Five.' By the way, if you're a Jelsa hater I suggest you leave. This book has Jelsa potatoes in it so if you even try and comment you'll be sorry. ~*~ Oct. 2014 Fantasy #24 / Random #44