Eyeliner

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'Jack, do you wear eyeliner?' 

Jack: What

Jack: Do you seriously think I do

Jack: I don't even know the difference between lipliner and eyeliner how would I even put it on

Hiccup: Well lipliner is for your lips and eyeliner is for your eyes

Jack: Shut up Hiccup nobody asked you

Merida: Haha that rhymes

Jack: Merida I don't care...ida 

Elsa: No, that was bad. Stop

Jack: Elsa you're just jealous-a

Rapunzel: JACK

Jack: RAPUNZEL? MORE LIKE JACK HAS NICE PUNS--

Rapunzel: *whacks with a  frying pan*

Everyone else: ....

Rapunzel: that's one way to quiet down Jackson Over-the-land with his giant ego Frost




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