'Hiccup, if Jack and Merida were both in a burning building and you could only save one, who would you save?'
Hiccup: Merida, screw Jack he's dead already
Jack: HURTFUL
Jack: Wait
Jack: I could just freeze the place
Jack: Or just freeze Hiccup so he can't do anything
Merida: I'M NOT GOING TO DIE EXCUSE YOU
Jack: Well hey, if you die in the fire that'd be cool 'cause I died in a frozen lake
Merida: It wouldn't be cool if there was an option to be rescued and live
Elsa: This sounds like a Brave sequel
Rapunzel: Nah I'd rather it stay how it is
Rapunzel: Hiccup would get mad at not being the only one with a sequel anymore
Hiccup: I have a sequel?
Elsa: Oh Hiccup
Elsa: Sweet, innocent, stupid little Hiccup
Hiccup: why am I stupid
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