Jack or Merida

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'Hiccup, if Jack and Merida were both in a burning building and you could only save one, who would you save?'

Hiccup: Merida, screw Jack he's dead already

Jack: HURTFUL

Jack: Wait

Jack: I could just freeze the place

Jack: Or just freeze Hiccup so he can't do anything

Merida: I'M NOT GOING TO DIE EXCUSE YOU

Jack: Well hey, if you die in the fire that'd be cool 'cause I died in a frozen lake

Merida: It wouldn't be cool if there was an option to be rescued and live

Elsa: This sounds like a Brave sequel

Rapunzel: Nah I'd rather it stay how it is

Rapunzel: Hiccup would get mad at not being the only one with a sequel anymore

Hiccup: I have a sequel?

Elsa: Oh Hiccup

Elsa: Sweet, innocent, stupid little Hiccup

Hiccup: why am I stupid

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if you guys get that reference I love you



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⏰ Last updated: Aug 02, 2015 ⏰

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