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(3:30pm)

Josh: hey Ty?

Tyler: yeah?

Josh: why is Brendon passed out on our couch?

Tyler: he got drunk last night so I took him home.

Josh: how was he?

Tyler: I caught him singing the pillow pet theme song in a dark alley, then he went up to me and said "yes yes a thousand times yes!" Then like, passed out.

Josh: oh my god hahaha

Tyler: so I had to drag him to my car and so many people were looking at me like I was in the middle of kidnapping him.

Josh: wait. He just woke up.

Tyler: how is he?

Josh: he just asked me if this was heaven.

Josh: he passed out again.

Tyler: Frick

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