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      ~TEAR IN MY HEART PT 1~

I'm like, really traumatized. I just watched Dan and Phil play Undertale and Photoshop Flowey just... killed me inside. Don't look it up. Just. don't.

ANYWAY

Guys, this was a freaking CLOSE COMPETITION.

But. Now is the time. To announce. The wedding... is going... to be in...

A forest.

But because so many people wanted the Helena Church, I'll add a little surprise related to that in the next chapter depending on how many parts the wedding will take.

LEGGO
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Brendon: you guys ready for this?

Melanie: freaking. Born. Ready.

Ashley: what she said

Patrick: everything's almost set up

Pete: yep

Ryan: I'm so excited!!

Gerard: doing vocal warm ups, shouldn't though cause my throat f**king BURNS CAUSE I AM SICK G*D DAMNIT

Brendon: aw too bad you Elmo impersonator. Frank, are the lights set up??

Gerard: ...the f**k did you just call me?

Frank: almost, just gotta get rid of these damn squirrels that are trying to murder me

Ryan: seriously why have there been so many squirrel incidents recently

Melanie: idk, but how are you getting rid of them?

Frank: I'm throwing nuts

Gerard: that's... an odd way of putting it.

Patrick: FRANK LOOK OUT

Frank: DAFUQ PATRICK DON'T TEXT ME TO LOOK OUT JUST TELL ME

Gerard: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY?!

Pete: ...

Pete: this is way too funny

Ashley: what happened?

Brendon: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Pete: A certain rodent threw a nut back at Frank.

Melanie: HAHAHAHA

Ryan: oml

Gerard: are you alright, sweetheart?

Brendon: can you call me sweetheart, Ry Ry?

Ryan: Haha, no

Frank: I'm fine, I just really hate squirrels.

Ashley: ALRIGHT WE NEED TO FOCUS! Lights are set up, good. What about the tables and all that other stuff?

Patrick: it's all good!

Ryan: cake??

Brendon: taken care of!