Ashley: I can't even with you right now
Melanie: ??
Melanie: what did I do this time?
Ashley: you're just too adorable for your own good and I can't even...
Melanie: ...
Melanie: 3597
Ashley: hm?
Melanie: neither can I.
Ashley: 3...5...9...7- oh my god.
Melanie: PFFFT.
Ashley: there's the door.
Ashley: get out.
Melanie: but I thought I was
a-DOOR-able!
Ashley: GET OUT
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Gerard: I dare you to lick a light switch
Pete: challenge accepted!
Gerard: wait.
Gerard: really?
Pete: which one shall be my victim?
Pete: the one in the kitchen? Living room?
Gerard: ???
Pete: or how about the bedroom light switch? We all know it's gotten pretty kinky up in there.
Gerard: jfc Pete.
Pete: kitchen it is! Because it's where my bae lives...
Pete: pizza
Gerard: ...actually now that I think about it, maybe you shouldn't. Pat would kill me if you got sick.
Pete: TOO LATE
Gerard: WAIT WHAT. WHY WOULD YOU ACTUALLY DO IT?
Pete: BREN'S NOT THE ONLY CRAZY ONE HAHA!
Pete: mmm
Pete: tasted salty
Gerard: I can't believe you.
9:20pm, the next day.
Gerard: well aren't you proud of yourself?
Pete: told you I could do it
Gerard: And now you're watching Sesame Street in bed with a bucket in your hands because YOU GOT SICK
Pete: haha
Pete: ha
Pete: ...
Pete: shut the f**k up, Elmo.
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Tyler: it's your birthday today, right?
Josh: what?? No.
Tyler: ...it isn't?
Josh: no, Tyler.
Tyler: ...
Tyler: are you sure?
Josh: ...I'm pretty sure.
Tyler: well can you explain that to the thirty balloons that say "Happy Birthday" all over our room?
Josh: Tyler.
Tyler: Yes?
Josh: what day is it?
Tyler: December 1st, why?
Josh: ...
Josh: I'll give you a moment.
Tyler: I'm confused, what are you doing to me?
Josh: it's alright, take your time.
Tyler: ...
Tyler: ...
Tyler: .
Tyler: OH MY GOSH
Josh: there we go.
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Patrick: ba ba ba ba ba dum
Ryan: CHI HUA HUA
Patrick: bababababadum
Ryan: CHI HUA HUA
Patrick: BaBAbaBaBADUm
Ryan: CHIHUAHUA
Patrick: OOHHHHH CHIHUAHUA
Ryan: we should hang out more often
Patrick: yes. Indeed we should.
Ryan: ...
Patrick: ...
Ryan: BABABABABADUM
Patrick: ChiHUAhuA
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Brendon: hey, Frank! Can I try something? I'm working on impressions and I think I've mastered how a fresh person from the 90's would talk, may I test it out on you?
Frank: uh... alright, sure.
Brendon: Ahem
Brendon: what's up mah radical broski??
Frank: dear god
Brendon: it's me, the Beebster of the Urielicious nation back at it again with talkin' to mah breadslice homoslice straight-as-a-rainbow-slice-dawg over here
Frank: regrets
Brendon: WHAT'S WRONG, BROTATO? BROBAMA? BRODIGGIDY DANG DUDE?
Frank: stop this madness. Please.
Brendon: NAH NAH NAH THAT JUST WON'T FLOW PAST ME MAH RAINBRO. I THINK I LIKE THIS WAY OF TALKIN' IMA KEEP IT, DAWG
Frank: RYAN
Brendon: RyAN
Frank: WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND
Brendon: he done diggidy at peterick's house mah duders
Frank: kill me
Brendon: Oh. Well imagine.
Frank: Kill. Me.
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A/N just some random crap
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