TØP Texts

42

Patrick: so... Bren?

Brendon: wassup??

Patrick: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Brendon: B*tch I'm a knife.

Patrick: ...

Brendon: very much top. Not ever bottom.

Patrick: well okay then.
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Frank: Oh GEEEEEE

Gerard: WAT

Frank: Guess who just got a new pet??

Gerard: Frank we've talked about this

Frank: IM COMING UPSTAIRS

Gerard: ... what is it?

Frank: a cat... I think

Gerard: what do you mean "a cat I think"?

Frank: let me rephrase that... I think it's a cat

Gerard: you "THINK"?!

Frank: chill, he's so soft and fluffy.

Frank: I named him Mr. Snuggles

Gerard: dafuq?... lemme see

Frank: k

Gerard: ...Frank

Frank: Yeah?

Gerard: this is a skunk

Frank: ...

Frank: Aw sh*t
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Tyler: when did you get a pet, dude? Can I see him? I heard his name is Mr. Snuggles

Gerard: ... Mr. Snuggles turned out to be a girl.

Tyler: oh, so miss. Snuggles

Gerard: no

Tyler: ...is your kitty trans?

Gerard: Mrs. Snuggles

Tyler: ...oh... is your kitty preggie?

Gerard: did you just say preggie?

Tyler: no I didn't say it I texted it now answer my question you Ronald McDonald wannabe

Gerard: ...well Mrs. Snuggles is a skunk and we had to get her out of the house, so after we did... Frank started to feel bad and fed her for a while then all of the sudden, poof! There's 8 f**king baby skunks  on our porch and I'm yelling at Frank to take a shower cause he got sprayed by momma snuggles.

Tyler: HAHAHAHAHA

Tyler: GOSH I NEEDED THAT OMG THANK YOU GEE

Gerard: it's not funny, Frank's bathing in tomato soup as we speak.

Tyler: PFFTHAAAAHAAHAHAHA

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Josh: you have three weeks to get rid of the baby skunks and knock out mama snuggles. Kits don't produce "musk" until they're three weeks old.

Gerard: you genius cotton candy haired drummer you. I love you and thank you.

Josh: You're welcome, Good luck soldier *salutes to you

Gerard: *dabs to you
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