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feminist: is it illegal to kick a teacher in the nuts

jared says fuckyou: no go for it

goddess of jeans: jARED SHE ACTUALLY WILL DONT ENCOURAGE IT alana why

feminist: because coach c gave me a 97 i deserve better

jared says fuckyou: i got a 47 on my last test

feminist: that's because instead of studying you illegally climb water towers and watch porn.

jared says fuckyou: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

goddess of jeans: you act like you live in a highschool movie

jared says fuckyou: more like a musical

feminist: BACK TO MY QUESTIONABLE ACTIONS, how many detentions would I get

jared says fuckyou: 10

feminist: how would you know?

jared says fuckyou: ive done it

the tree expert™: of course you have

jared says fuckyou: no one needs you here a van

the tree expert™: https://youtu.be/E879PGlGwPg

jared says fuckyou: i don't wanna click that

goddess of jeans: it's a link to the song that's not my name

jared says fuckyou: evan you fuck

the tree expert™: who?

jared says fuckyou: connor

the tree expert™: ill take it i set myself up for it

jared says fuckyou: where is connor anyways he's being too quiet

goddess of jeans: he got detention, he was doing his english homework in drama

feminist: hOw cAN yOu NoT pAy AtTEnTioN iN dRaMa?? MiSs S iS a BLesSinG

jared says fuckyou: the tech crew is stupid

feminist: YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE ON IT BUT YOU REFUSE TO BECAUSE YOU DONT WANNA LOSE THE LITTLE "STREET CRED" YOU HAVE

goddess of jeans: what are you talking about, jared has none to lose, he just doesn't like miss s

feminist: that bothers me

jared says fuckyou: you know what bothers me

goddess of jeans: oh god

jared says fuckyou: naturally occurring bodies of water

the tree expert™: i give up

feminist: THAT IS IT IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SCREAM IN COACH Cs FACE AND SEE HOW HE FUCKING LIKES IT

jared says fuckyou: why do I have a feeling i know what's about to happen

the tree expert™: me too ?

milk stealer: how did alana get a detention?

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