feminist: is it illegal to kick a teacher in the nuts
jared says fuckyou: no go for it
goddess of jeans: jARED SHE ACTUALLY WILL DONT ENCOURAGE IT alana why
feminist: because coach c gave me a 97 i deserve better
jared says fuckyou: i got a 47 on my last test
feminist: that's because instead of studying you illegally climb water towers and watch porn.
jared says fuckyou: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
goddess of jeans: you act like you live in a highschool movie
jared says fuckyou: more like a musical
feminist: BACK TO MY QUESTIONABLE ACTIONS, how many detentions would I get
jared says fuckyou: 10
feminist: how would you know?
jared says fuckyou: ive done it
the tree expert™: of course you have
jared says fuckyou: no one needs you here a van
the tree expert™: https://youtu.be/E879PGlGwPg
jared says fuckyou: i don't wanna click that
goddess of jeans: it's a link to the song that's not my name
jared says fuckyou: evan you fuck
the tree expert™: who?
jared says fuckyou: connor
the tree expert™: ill take it i set myself up for itjared says fuckyou: where is connor anyways he's being too quiet
goddess of jeans: he got detention, he was doing his english homework in drama
feminist: hOw cAN yOu NoT pAy AtTEnTioN iN dRaMa?? MiSs S iS a BLesSinG
jared says fuckyou: the tech crew is stupid
feminist: YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE ON IT BUT YOU REFUSE TO BECAUSE YOU DONT WANNA LOSE THE LITTLE "STREET CRED" YOU HAVE
goddess of jeans: what are you talking about, jared has none to lose, he just doesn't like miss s
feminist: that bothers me
jared says fuckyou: you know what bothers me
goddess of jeans: oh god
jared says fuckyou: naturally occurring bodies of water
the tree expert™: i give upfeminist: THAT IS IT IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SCREAM IN COACH Cs FACE AND SEE HOW HE FUCKING LIKES IT
jared says fuckyou: why do I have a feeling i know what's about to happen
the tree expert™: me too ?
milk stealer: how did alana get a detention?
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