alana beck has removed connor murphy and evan hansen from the conversation
feminist: SINCE WHEN THE FUCK HAVE EVAN AND CONNOR BEEN DATING ???
goddess of jeans: oh my god alana
jared says fuckyou: literally for about three months how have you not noticed??
feminist: what the fUCk!?
goddess of jeans: riddle me this, when does mr hansen ever miss school?
feminist: that one day about a week ago
jared says fuckyou: you know who else was out?
feminist: connor? but I thought that was just coincidence
alerted feminist: oh mY GOD THEY WERE FUCKING
jared and zoe: literally the entire earth knew but you alana
jared says fuckyou: how are you so observant but can't notice when two boys are in love
feminist: i don't wanna talk about
connor and evan in a separate conversation
boyf: im 110% positive they're talking about our relationship
riends: what makes you think that tree boy
boyf: they literally only removed us two
riends: true, ill bet you 5$ it's alana
boyf: okay fine
jared kleinman has added evan hansen and connor murphy to the chat
jared says fuckyou: whAT UP GAYMERS
milk stealer: hey guess what fuck you
goddess of jeans: im coming home in an hour and i stg if i see evan half naked on our couch im burning the house
goddess of jeans: with you inside
feminist: WHAT THE FUCK
jared says fuckyou: oh yea alana just found out
the tree expert™: damn it!
everyone except connor who is in the corner smirking: GASP
milk stealer: you owe me five dollars riends
jared says fuckyou: eww they even have pet names for each other gross.
milk stealer: alright the author™ was gonna finish this chapter but the tony awards happened and she is now in a rage™
jared says fuckyou: to the tony discourse
feminist: SICK OF IT
goddess of jeans: completely done with it
the tree expert™: who's tony?
