jared says fuck you: lefou is gay and his boyfriend is under appreciated im funding the spinoff
milk stealer: jared what the fuck it's 2 am
jared says fuck you: NO ONES AS LAME AS CONNOR NO ONE MAKES THEIR FRIENDS FEEL LIKE SHIT OVER THEIR OBSESSIONS AT 2 AM LIKE CONNOR
feminist: for the past week all you have talk about is how badly gaston treated lefou
jared says fuck you: BECAUSE HE DESERVED BETTER
the tree expert™: this author is running out of ideas
feminist: miss s didn't like the movie
jared says fuck you: JUST ANOTHER REASON FOR ME TO HATE THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT
goddess of jeans: oy vey
the tree expert™: wait why is everyone awake at 2am
milk stealer: were highschoolers
the tree expert™: which means we need more sleep
jared says fuck you: no we need to party and have fun and drink and fuck whatever whenever and shit like that
milk stealer: jared you are a virgin and have never been to a party ever in your life not even a birthday party
jared says fuck you: i came out to have a good time and honestly im feel so attacked right now
goddess of jeans: just feel alright for the rest of your life
feminist: im willing to bet everyone in this chat are virgins
jared says fuck you: except for connor and evan
the tree expert™: what? why us
jared says fuckyou: because remember when you and him walked in late and he announced "sorry I was doing stuff" and you came in disheveled?
the tree expert™: he pushed me down the stairs?
milk stealer: good times
jared says fuckyou: metaphors for getting down and dirty aye?
feminist: this book is already bordering on nsfw let's make it pg and funny again because the author is quickly running out of ideas and motivation to live
goddess of jeans: connor broke the couch at his therapist yesterday
milk stealer: hey zoe, fUcK oFf :) 🖕🏼
jared says fuckyou: obviously it was a metaphor for how the legs of connors mental state are deteriorating at a rapid pace
feminist: what is with and metaphors? augustus waters much?
feminist: only if evan is his hazel
the tree expert™: im sorry what
literally everyone except jared: alana is right
jared says fuckyou: im going to lush
actually everyone including cynthia and larry and heidi: JARED NO
feminist and the only logical one in this group: jared it's 3 am
jared says fuckyou: jared yes ;)
