evan hansen added jared kleinman
the tree expert™: guys
jared says fuckyou: yes
milk stealer: what
the tree expert: i saw a really cool tree im gonna climb it
jared says fuckyou: evaN NO
milk stealer: shoot for your dreams bub
jared says fuckyou: CONNOR YOURE NOT HELPING
milk stealer: protect your precious boy toy jared
jared says fuckyou: 1.connor fuck you 2.evan you literally just got out of a cast, does your arm even work at a functioning speed?
the tree expert™: it doesn't need to if i believe in my abilities to climb the tree
jared says fuckyou: THEN DONT BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITIES BECAUSE YOU CANT
the tree expert™: are you doubting me? because im hurt
jared says fuckyou: climb the tree evan go for your dreams
connor murphy added alana beck
feminist: why am i here
milk stealer: we're gathering support for evans tree climbing expedition.
feminist: evan youre a fucking idiot
the tree expert™: does that mean you support my idea?
alana beck has added zoe murphy
goddess of jeans: why
milk stealer: ew
goddess of jeans: so you admit to finishing the milk
feminist: THATS NOT WHY YOURE HERE
jared says fuckyou: let evan follow his dreams of becoming a bird, he's already halfway there.
goddess of jeans: what does evan want to do now
feminist: climb a tree
goddess of jeans: go for it
the tree expert™: since when was zoe in this conversation :)))
jared says fuckyou: don't get confused by your questioning sexuality you were climbing a tree that's what your were doing.
the tree expert™: what's the worst that could happen
feminist: well you could fall
milk stealer: or you could let go
literally everyone: CONNOR
