im breaking the forth wall with this one ;)
jared says fuckyou: look at me
milk stealer: why would i do that willingly
jared says fuckyou: im the king of new york
feminist: we're not even in new york?
jared says fuckyou: all you ever do is doubt me, im gonna aggressively tap dance right out of this friendship
milk stealer: the actor who plays me loves to tap dance, it's his favorite kind
feminist: connor are you high?
goddess of jeans: he's definitely high
milk stealer: fuck you
goddess of jeans: fuck you
the tree expert™: huh déjà vu
jared says fuckyou: #justicefortommy
goddess of jeans: who the fuck is tommy
the tree expert™: your family swears to much
goddess of jeans: we just want to rebel within the tight constraints of our rich suburban family life
jared says fuckyou: there are literally no restraints, connors high in the sky, right connor ?
milk stealer: lettuce seize the gay
goddess of jeans: he's probably not even high he just is like this
evan hansen changed the group chat name: the murphy family needs therapy
milk stealer: truth
goddess of jeans: rude
jared kleinman added cynthia murphy and larry murphy
dad: who is a phone
cythinaaaah: what
jared says fuckyou: HELLO MURPHYS
dad: jared I don't like your username
jared love you: apologizes
goddess of jeans: JARED WHAT THE frick
milk stealer: therapy
cynthiaaah: what is this im not leaving until i get answered
feminist: hi mr and mrs murphy
dad: hello evan
goddess of jeans: dad that's not evan
dad: but it says feminist?
goddess of jeans: jared, i hate you
cynthiaaah: zoe that wasn't nice
larry murphy has left the chat
cynthia murphy has left the chat
the tree expert™: what ???¿??
goddess of jeans: i took their phones, jared i hate you so fucking much right now
milk stealer: therapy
jared says fuck you: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
