milk stealer: im gonna become a stripper to pay for college
feminist: connor your parents are filthy rich
milk stealer: stop exposing the fact that I just want to be a stripper
feminist: well you just did so congrats you played yourself
milk stealer: i just want to go out tonight is that too much to ask
jared says fuckyou: when the spanish babies cry it is, take your fucking azt emo
milk stealer: this isn't a 1990s musical about aids this is 2017 and it's all about depression and dictatorship
goddess of jeans: aids
jared says fuckyou: this author is running out of ideas quickly
goddess of jeans: miss s called me out in drama for being too sexual
jared says fuckyou: if anyone in the murphy family was going to become a stripper we all know who it would be
goddess of jeans: me
milk stealer: me
jared says fuckyou: larry
everyone: what the fuck jared
the tree expert™: guys come on it's jared, he's flicked off a duck before
jared says fuckyou: he was on my turf pooping and stealing my bread
feminist: jean valjean
milk stealer: 24601
jared says fuckyou: 246 the fuck
milk stealer: our dad is already a stripper i mean how do you guys think we got rich
the tree expert™: hard work? angelica?
feminist: GAY BARS
jared says fuckyou: who's angelica
the tree expert™: peggy
goddess of jeans: clad only in bubble wrap angelica will perform her famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of ice tea being stirred
milk stealer: hot
jared says fuckyou: i bet evan is a stripper
goddess of jeans: its always the quiet unsuspecting ones that make the most
the tree expert™: i can't even change infront of other people
milk stealer: except me right babe 😘
literally everyone: CONNOR
