Gender Fluid? Pansexual?

Where Have I Been?

Yeah, well, if you read my other book then this is about to be very repetitive.

Basically my girlfriend broke up with me and I'm very sad about it.

She chose a shit time to do it since I have a lot of other crap going on right now.

If you want to hear more on that, just go read my other book 'Just Your Average Homosexual.' because I have a whole rant in there on this topic.

Anyways, this next part is exclusive to this chapter. Not a big deal though.

The same night my girlfriend broke up with me I had my first make out session. Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but listen.

So, it's about 1 in the morning and I was like "Let's play go fish." And so we did. And we were betting something, but we didn't know what.

So we called my friend Evan and she texted her boyfriend. (Yeah, she has a boyfriend. It gets weirder, I promise.)

Evan proposed that the loser gets a hickey (guess I spelled it right) and her bf said that the loser gets kissed by the winner.

Well, I lost like the loser I am.

Soooo, we drew out of a hat and kissing won. So we kissed and I had no idea what I was doing because it's been about a year since I kissed someone.

Then we were taking and she was like "I could teach you." And I was like, "No." But then later was like "Kay lets du dis!"

In the end we were making out a bit in my bed and her boyfriend was getting off to it. Yup. Cause he is into that.

And that was how I spent my weekend.

Anyway, for more details on the whole break up thing, please go read my other book

Thanks for reading my lovelies.

~Ismauu.