Chapter 05: Paps, Sans and Really Bad Puns

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They were sitting on the couch together all day. Kissing, playing fight with each other, talking about silly stuff. The room was filled with their happy, laughing voices. All of the pain and guilt they had caused to each other with their fight was gone -there was only happiness.

-Now,princess! Here comes my special attack! Prepare to die!!!! Sans shouted, and started tickling Serifa.

-NOOOO!!! Serifa burst in laughter, while trying to escape. Please, show mercy!I surrender!

-HAR, HAR, HAR! Too bad, little princess! Now, you'll have to face the ultimate punishment! You're gonna have to kiss me!!

-Oh,unfair fate! Oh, how cruel you are!This life isn't just!

That was when Papyrus returned home.

-Hello!I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, have returned!

-Oh, hi Paps!

-Sans!Is that the friend you were talking about? Is she doing better?

-Yup,that's her. Her name is Serifa. Serifa, this is my little brother,Papyrus. I call him Paps for short.

-Hello,Papyrus! Serifa smiled, offering her hand.

Papyrus shook her hand.

-Hello Serifa! You are honored enough to meet THE GREAT, ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC FUTURE ROYAL GUARD PAPYRUS! You must be feeling EXTREMELY LUCKY to meet me! But worry not. For I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, will offer you my friendship!

Serifa was clearly weirded out. She gave Sans a quick look , not knowing howto react.

-Oh,Paps, don't start all that shenanigans again! You'll scare the poor girl...to the <bone>.

Silence filled the room for a second.

-Oh come on guys that was awesome!

-Yes,Sans that was...that was...umm... Serifa didn't know what to say.

-Don't bother Serifa! Sans always makes silly bone puns!

-I don't! Serifa, tell him! Defend your boyfriend!

Serifa became red from embarrassment and hid her face in a pillow.

-OH MY GOD! SANS? YOU HAVE A...GIRLFRIEND?!?!

-Yes,you could say our love for each other is...<bone-deep>.

Serifa threw the pillow on Sans.

-Oh come on you liked that one...I feel it in my <bones>!

Serifa gave Papyrus a pillow and took another for herself.

-It is nice to meet you, Papyrus. Now, let's...deepen our friendship! Serifa winked, and pointed to Sans with a semi-evil, playful look.

-I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, agree!!

They both started attacking Sans with pillows while laughing.

-Hey! I can fight back too you know!

Sans grabbed a pillow for himself and fought back. Soon, the living room became a pillow battlefield. Laughter echoed all over the house, as the three mighty pillow fighters clashed. However, it only took them a few minutes to fall on the couch, exhausted.

-Man,that was awesome! I felt like a kid again! Serifa grinned.

-Wel lit definitely was....<bone shaking>!

-OH MY GOD SANS JUST STOP. Or I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, will have to attack again!

-Well,I guess your <funny bones> are broken guys.

Serifa stood up, took a pillow and pressed it against Sans' mouth.

-My love, please, stay silent, okay? she smiled at him, kissing his forehead.

-Well, Serifa, I have to admit though. You look A LOT like a human. No wonder my future colleagues at the Royal Guard confused you with one!

-Speaking of which, Paps... Please don't tell anyone about our relationship yet, okay?

-Why,Sans?

-Well,since it's new, I'd like to keep it personal for a while. It can be our little secret!

-Alright!I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, will keep this secret! I will hide it so deep inside my heart that no one will ever discover it!

-You always have to exaggerate, don't you bro?

-Shhh!! Quiet now, the Mettaton Cooking Show is starting!!! said Papyrus,turning up the TV's volume.

-Why don't you want people to find out about us, Sans? Serifa whispered.Are you...ashamed of me for being human...?

-Of course not! But, think of it. They are still looking for you. If they find out that I have a new girlfriend that she just-so happens to look like a human, this is the first place they'll search!

-Yeah,you are right...By the way...I...really like hearing you calling me''your girlfriend''... she smiled, blushing a bit.

-Can you two please flirt during the break? I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, need to watch my show!

-Sorry bro, we'll keep it low!

The three of them watched the Mettaton Cooking Show, followed by the Mettaton Quiz and the Mettaton News. It had gotten pretty late, when Papyrus and Serifa realised Sans had fallen asleep on Serifa's shoulder.

-Wow,my brother sure is lazy!

-Shhh don't wake him! I...don't think he slept well last night...if he even slept at all... Serifa whispered, looking a bit down.

-Oh well. I have to sleep too I guess. I need to wake up early for my training tomorrow! What are you going to do? Will you go sleep upstairs?

-Nah,I'll sleep here, with Sans...don't wanna wake him.

-HA!Don't worry, Sans doesn't wake up easily! Either way, suit yourself!For I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, am going to bed...without my bedtime story,since Sans is asleep already! Papyrus scoffed.

-Well,goodnight oh, great Papyrus! she chuckled. I'm sure you can manage a night without a story, being the great warrior you are!

-Indeed I can!! Goodnight!

Papyrus started going up the stairs. He suddenly stopped, and looked at Serifa and Sans together.

-Say...do you really love my brother, Serifa?

-Of course I do.

-Well...if you hurt him...I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...will make you pay for it.Understood?

Papyrus sounded really serious this time. Serifa felt a bit uneasy by the sudden change in tone, but smiled nonetheless.

-Don't worry Paps...I love him with all my heart.

Papyrus smiled back at her and went to bed, feeling reassured and really happy for his brother.


 Serifa was looking at Sans's sleeping face. She had had a lot of fun with him and Papyrus this day and felt truly grateful for that. Feeling blessed, she soon fell asleep, looking happier than ever.

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