The Everyday Life Of An Emo

i want my money back!!!!!

Story time;
As you all know I was home sick.

My mom was bugging me to eat ...I have a big container of container cotton candy. I was just like eating it, and reading the label, on the back it had this

U probs can't read it, but it says this;
Smiles guaranteed,
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible for someone to eat fun sweets cotton candy without cracking a smile. In fact we're so confident of this fact that we guarantee it,

Disclaimer
The fun sweets smile guarantee applies to typically pleasant individuals. If you are a major grouch that doesn't smile at a puppy or a rainbow then, even we can't help you.

I'm not joking that's what it says.

I want my money back! I didn't smile! And I smile at puppies (hellhound puppies that is...) And rainbows (they remind me of gayness) I want my like ...1.50 back!