A Railgun in Fairy Tail Book 3: Bridge Between Worlds

Mikoto Misaka Meets The Jiggle Butt Gang.

Down in a forested region of Fiore, next to a set of train tracks,two cats, two mages, and one esper/mage hid in the bushes. Lying in wait for something that had not come for around 5 hours.

"Urgghh....." muttered a boy with pink hair and a scaly scarf, adjusting the position where he lay on the ground, peeking through the twigs and leaves. "When the heck are they supposed to be here!?"

"Shhhhh...." A girl with sandy brown hair, blue shorts and a black shirt with a frog design on it put a finger to her lips. "Natsu...we don't want anyone knowing we're here."

"But we've been waiting for hours!" whined Happy, the blue cat who currently sat on top of the girl's head.

Mikoto Misaka sighed. Erza, Gray, and Lucy were supposed to have been here 12 minutes ago. Seriously, how long did it take to go to the bathroom?

"If this keeps up any longer I'm going to just obliterate the tracks with a Railgun move and see how that works out...." muttered Mikoto.

Fairy Tail's strongest team, as it so happened, were currently lying in wait for what was supposed to be a group of strange bandits who had been stealing train carts recently. Other then that, the only thing Mikoto knew about the group was that they wore rather......strange.....outfits.

"For some reason I'm getting the strange feeling that this is going to be 'one of those' jobs." said Mikoto.

"Well so far this whole trip's been a whole lot of bleagh!!" grumbled Natsu. "First, we actually had to take a stupid train here!! Man my stomach got sick! Then the bandits don't even show up for-...."

"Hey Natsu." exclaimed Wendy who was crouched next to Mikoto. "They're here!!"

Natsu perked up to see what appeared to be three figures pushing along a large caboose on the train tracks.

Natsu jumped out of the bushes with mouth aflame. "YEAAAHH!!! FINALLY!!! SOME GUYS TO BEAT UP!!!!!!"

"Natsu! We're supposed to wait for Erza and the others first!" exclaimed Charle.

But Natsu wasn't listening, He ran down to the train bandits at top speed laughing at the top of his lungs.

"Oh jeez." said Mikoto getting up and running after Natsu. "Not again...."

"W-what do we do?" said Wendy.

"I don't know about you!" said Happy, who had flown into the air. "But I'm going to see what those bandits are doing!"

By the time the entire group had reached the bandits, the strangely dressed people had given up on pushing the train cart and were sitting all tired like next to the train cart. And from the looks of it, Mikoto could only assume that they had to be the strangest trio of theives she had ever seen in her life.

The three bandits, one of them being quite fat, and the other two being quite skinny, were wearing what appeared to be black spandix outfits that were so tight, it revealed their unnaturally strange giant bottoms.

"Uhhh...." said Mikoto not sure what to make of this ".....The train was being robbed by........circus performers?"

"CIRCUS PERFORMERS!!!?" shouted the center bandit. "I'll have you know that we are much more then mere men dressed in comfy, stylish outfits!!! WE ARE!!......"

The men all exclaimed together while jiggling their massive buttocks at a very disturbed Mikoto. "THE MASTERS OF TRUE EVIL..... THE JIGGLE BUTT GANG!!!"

"Haha!!" said the center jiggler. "How was that for an entrance!?"

"A true masterpiece boss!!" cried the other bandits with tears in their eyes. "An inspirational entrance to spark fear into all who go against true evil!!"