👻PARANORMAL PROBLEMS👻

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I was Born Scott Albert on November 13th but you all probably know me better as Klayton Scott of Celldweller/Scandroid/Circle Of Dust, that's right I am the Jack of All Trades' Master of None' that's the name all my fans gave me for the fact, that there isn't an instrument around that I can't play but I am not going to tell you the story about my musical career I'll save that one for later. I am here to tell you quite a different story about something that happened to me and a group of my closest friends not too long ago at all, and if it didn't happen to me personally I would have never believed the story myself but I was there, so anyway here it is...

It was a nice spring day, and I had just gotten back from a long ass tour around the world promoting my songs and my talents...when I decided I needed to take a break and get away from it all for a while so I headed to a peaceful little town away from the city and found a beautiful old house it was almost mansion-like in its own way but I was immediately drawn to it so I headed to the courthouse and asked them about it when they told me the city owned it and has been trying to sell it for years I quickly asked them how much when they told me 45,000 dollars I told them very quickly it was sold for that was dirt cheap for such a huge manor with over 9 acres of property around it and a beautiful pond in the backyard sure it needed work, but I loved working with my hands and could use a change of pace.

After I bought the place I got busy to working on it and within six weeks the place was actually liveable and very beautiful after the house was done I went to the landscaping on the property which in my opinion was a lot more difficult than the housework, but it wasn't going to get done by itself so I sucked it up and kept busy the final touch I did was fixing the old fountain, all it needed was a new water pump after installing it the water came spurting out the very sexy pixie statue's container she held in her arms, what was really cool about her was that she even lit up at night and made the water turn colors blue, red, green, and yellow it really gave the front yard an awesome look to it.

I ran to my car and grabbed my guitar and amplifier then three more trips, I had my drum set, and my keyboard, last but not least my microphone and my pal Stutter(my cat) as soon as I got to the front door Stutter refused to go inside so I left the front door open just in case he changed his mind and sat up my music area for the off chance that I might decide to work a little during my time off for the times that I took off of work was when I usually got my greatest ideas and to this day I still don't know why it always worked that way but to me it does all the time. The night was closing in & I noticed it getting a little late so instead of making a mess of my clean new kitchen, I grabbed my keys and headed for my Dodge Challenger Stutter hopped in first and I took him out to eat with me nothing like greasy fast food after a hard days work.

I handed Stutter, his cheeseburger minus the buns, and I helped myself to his order of fries after I drowned them in ketchup. I was just getting ready to pull out of the parking lot when my phone started to ring and of all people I never thought Criss would take the time out of Simon says to call me actually wanting to come visit me for a while but I told him I would love to have him over but I told him I didn't live in the same place anymore I moved further out so I could enjoy a little serenity and solitude. Criss said that was actually great because he was officially on his vacation and decided to spend it with me and a few other buddies he wanted to bring with him. I grumbled a little bit and asked him who else he had in mind for I wasn't friends with all of his buddies.

Criss chuckled and said he wanted to bring Sully and his girlfriend Rachel and if it wasn't too much trouble he wanted to bring his son, Johnny, along with Sully and Rachel's daughter Skylar but by the way he made his famous insecure pause I knew there was someone else he wanted to bring and I asked him who else he laughed a little bit, and said Carrot-Top. I gave a sigh of relief when he said that for I didn't mind that silly ass coward at all he was always good for a laugh. I told him that was all fine for I was always happy to see my little godson Johnny, after I hung up with Criss, I looked over at Stutter that was helping himself to what was left of my burger and told him that we were going to have some company in a couple days.

I finally made it back to my new house, I simply touched a button on my dashboard and the lights came on in the house. I picked Stutter up and carried him to the front door but again he jumped out of my arms and wouldn't go in the house with me. I shrugged my shoulders at him and told him daddy was going to miss sleeping with him tonight then I walked inside, and went to the fridge and grabbed a Mountain Dew, and headed upstairs to my bedroom. I got into my shorts and turned on the tube to watch a few 3 Stooges episodes before going to bed. I heard Stutter's very loud and obnoxious meowing by the door and went down to ask him one more time if he wanted in with me he hesitated but came in. I picked him up and carried him to the bedroom and crawled into bed with him and kissed his head and stroked him until I got sleepy and dozed off with the Stooges still playing. Stutter didn't sleep a wink for he sensed something about our new home.