Muffin

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Today at lunch an incident happened involving a muffin. Friend, you know who you are. 

I had brought a blueberry lemon muffin to lunch. I was sitting next to two of my friends. One had to suffer through school lunch while the other, like me, had brought lunch from home. 

The friend that got school lunch was rummaging through my lunch box and found the muffin. She said she didn't like blueberries (a crime in itself!). Next to me, my other friend was listening and overheard the conversation, or more likely, the conversation went in through one ear and out the next (I like that expression) and only heard the word muffin.

I turn around to see her lovely face staring at me with the expression that iff you didn't know her would send sheer terror down your spine. It just made us laugh. 

She then says something along the lines of: "Muffin? (This is when she said her name) wants MUFFIN!!!!!"

At this time she starts banging on the table and having a small temper tantrum and rifling through my lunchbox to find that I had the muffin. We then start fighting over the muffin which at this time is deformed from being at the corner of the bag it came in. School lunch friend just sits back and watches the show. 

You may now thinks that me and my friends have a very unhealthy friendship but this is normal. Lol.

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