The Zodiac Signs: At The Movies

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Males: Capricorn, Virgo, Pisces, Cancer and Taurus

Females: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Leo and Sagittarius

Capricorn and Virgo got there first and were looking at the movie times when all of a sudden the Leo and Gemini come running trough the door and start pulling at Capricorns arms.

"will you be my date for this movie?" Leo asks pulling his sleeve.

"No! Be my date!" Gemini said pulling him away from Leo.

"Dude, what's happening?" He asks Virgo wide-eyed.

"Know idea..." He says slowly half frozen in amazement. Aquarius ran in after them.

"*Puff, Puff* Don't go with them Cap," She says gasping for air.

"Are you kidding me? Another one?" Virgo asks confused.

"*Puff* What, no, *Puff* they just forgot their money and want you to pay," she explains as she takes a drink from her water bottle.

"Oh, right, now it makes sense," Virgo says adjusting his glasses.

"Gee, thanks," Capricorn says before turning back to the two girls.

"I'm not paying for you, let go of me," he yells pushing the girls away.

"Fine, I'll get Pisces to pay he's nice," Leo says before storming off. In the end, Cancer paid for Gemini and Pisces paid for Leo. All the zodiacs entered the cinema and took their seats. The order was Taurus, Aquarius, Capricorn, Virgo, Leo, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, and Sagittarius.

The movie started they were watching Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2. Some of the signs weren't too happy with the movie choice but came anyway. Aquarius kept trying to talk to Capricorn throughout the whole movie and Taurus kept stealing her food.

Aquarius: So, ah, Cap, what did you think of the first one?

Capricorn: Hang on after this bit

Taurus: *Reaching over into Aquarius popcorn* I just, one, one more, *Cough* hand full, please.

Aquarius: Ugh just take it *passes the bucket to Taurus*. So Cap about the last movie?

Capricorn: Can you please, you know, ugh, stop talking?
Aquarius: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

Virgo just had to point out all the bad bits and Leo was on social media half the time.

Virgo: Tis' did you see that back round? so fake.

Leo: Yeah Virgo I don't actually care.

Virgo: Hah, and is that meant to be a space ship? So bad.
Leo: Well what makes you think you know what a space ship looks like you've never seen one.

Virgo: Tis' well, *Recites a list of reasons why the spaceships showed were impossible*

Leo: I don't care, stop talking to me.

Virgo:...Hah, that "laser gun" so-

Leo: Ugh, shut up! *Leaves the cinema*

Pisces, Gemini and Cancer were actually enjoying the movie but sag kept pointing out the "typical" and "corny" parts.

Pisces: Hahaha, rockets my favourite character.

Cancer: Yeah, he reminds me of Capricorn and Virgo, sarcastic smart and prepared.

Gemini: Yeah apart from the part where he forgot to bring tape.

Cancer: Well he brought the bomb why should he have to bring the tape to?

*The three laugh at Cancers joke*

Sagittarius: Of course there is a funny short guy, there's always in a funny short guy in these movies.

*They three look towards Sagittarius and then look back to the movie*

Sagittarius: Oh I bet the plants going to steal the bomb.

*Baby grout runs off with the bomb*

Sagittarius: *stands up and shouts* CALLED IT!!!

*The signs are kicked out for disruptive behaviour*

So, I tried something new for this chapter. Let me know what you thought. Next chapter it's Halloween and I can't wait to see what the signs are up to. It will be up Sunday. Until then, cya!!!

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