Larry Stylinson One Shots

Every Line, Every Word, Everything

IMPORTANT NOTES:
Louis is non-binary in this and uses they/them pronouns.

There is no smut so if you're specifically looking for a smut one-shot then you might want to skip (altho this is suuuuuuper cute so maybe not??)

There is a lot of make up. (As in, the boys wear make up because why not).
And, word count is 10,948

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Author's Note: (not as important so you can skip this if you want).
Hey guys! It's me. It's been a long while... Life has been super crazy, you know? Well anyway, here's another story that I've actually managed to write. Hopefully you all like it. :D As usual, please leave a comment, or hop on over to my Tumblr (harrystinyshorts) and message/ask. I love feedback.
Anyway, I love you all and I'm sorry I've been absent!

 - Kat Xx
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Summary:
"I just fucking came out of the closet to the whole world so I wouldn't have to parade around fake relationships anymore and that's what you're trying to put on me again?!"

or, the AU where Harry's team suggests that he should have a fake boyfriend after he's just come out. Who would've thought it would be his best friend?
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Every Line, Every Word, Everything

"I just fucking came out of the closet to the whole world so I wouldn't have to parade around fake relationships anymore and that's what you're trying to put on me again?!" Harry groans in frustration, shaking his head and refusing to look up.

He's furious, is the thing, because not seven days ago Harry's team released his coming out video to get away from all the pretend relationships. Sure he got along with the girls just fine, even became friends with them and enjoyed their company. But he hated that they were paid to hang off his arm like eye candy just for media's sake. And now they're saying what's "best for him" is another pretend relationship. Honestly, Harry is glad he has the management team he does but they really do know how to piss him off.

"It's just for the time being, Harry," Nick says, eyes bright like he really does believe this is what's best. And he's supposed to be one of Harry's best friends.

"And it's not going to be the same time around," Liam adds on, Harry's other best friend and team member. At least he looks like he's having a hard time talking about this. "I didn't want to do this either because I know how much you hate these things, but it will work."

"Oh yeah? How?" Harry asks rudely. He falters only the slightest when he sees both Liam and Niall wince, and Nick frown.

"You having a serious boyfriend will cease all rumors about you being a slag. Even though you've come out, people will start rumors about you sleeping around with all the guys just like they did with girls." Niall does have a point, Harry supposes. "We're not just doing this for your 'image'," Niall continues, "I know how bad it was when people called you a ladies man."

Harry sighs. It's fucked. He told everybody was gay so he wouldn't have to pretend anymore, just to turn around and pretend again just because humans are rude and can't help but spread rumors. It's stupid; Harry just wants to kick everybody out and make some tea and enjoy the sunset in his garden. Fuck the media.

"Please at least give it a thought. We really think it'll be best for you. And!" Liam says like what he's about to say next is good. "We've already spoken and we think it'll be a good idea if it's someone you've already been seen with. So any friends you've made since making it big or any celebrity friends that'd be willing. Probably B- or C-List though so it's definitely more your story than theirs."

"If I do agree to this - if," Harry adds after seeing Nick about to say something, "Would he have to be a celebrity? Not that it would be a bad thing, but I'm not really close to any other famous people besides Ed and he's more famous than me."