The Sparrow Flies North Under New Management (Random Book #3)

Dear Misu (Part 3)

Can You Describe How You're Feeling Right Now?

Misu advises a letter writer who is bearing the brunt of someone's frustrations, amd wants to know how they can help the other person.

Misu Manā is online occasionally to answer questions that video game, anime, tv, comic, fanfiction, and book characters have in terms of manners, etiquette, and to remind you that you shouldn't actually do some of the things that happen in this chat. She is also not responsible for moments that make you laugh, face palm, or go WTF, and some of her advice should be taken with a grain of salt as these situations will never happen in real life.

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Dear Misu,

One girl going by the name of Isa is super stressed right now, and is venting her frustrations on me and innocent people. She claims that she has yanderes stalking her, but who knows what kind of delusions she's currently going through. What do I do? Do I talk it out, or do I bring her to therapist?

- Worried About a Possible Suicide (LunarWarrior16)

Dear Worried,

I completely understand your concerns. This poor girl is clearly stressed and she is possibly delusional. I suggest talking to her, but with a therapist and a fighter nearby in case she goes beserk. It would also help to have some admins and said Isa's girlfriend to help her calm down. For a therapist, I recommend Abigail IRis, a famous therapist, to your session. Her patients have gotten over personal problems and became famous, such as Banica Conchita. I wish you luck.

Dear Misu,

I have a sister named "Isa" that I love very much. She means the world to me, but I have a problem. She seems to think I'm a yandere and is avoiding me, spending time with others whenever she is at work. How can I have her understand that I'm not a yandere?

- No, I'm not COnsidered a yandere

Dear No,

Try sitting her down and explaining your side of the story. Perhaps she is stressed out or something. If you treat her nicely, she'll calm down.

Dear Misu,

I have fallen in love with a wonderful woman named Isa, although she called herself Echo because she was in danger at one point. She is headstrong, gorgeous, smart, and has a lovely accent. I spend every work hour with her, but she rejects me, claiming she has a girlfriend. I'm mad. How do I get her to love me?

- ANother lAdy BurIEd by Love

Dear ANother,

Um... Maybe ask if you can talk? It could be she's lying, but she could have a girlfriend. But be gentle with her.

Dear Misu,

Congratulations, you just gave advice to Isa's yanderes, Nico and Anabiel. Nico is her adopted brother, and Anabiel is her coworker who developed an unhealthy obsession over her. Your advice encouraged them to be yanderes.

- Elluki Clockworker

Dear Elluki,

WTF. I don't believe you.

Dear Misu,

I am telling the truth. Just read The Dragon Prince and The Vampire's Servant.

- Love, Elluki~

Dear Elluki,

NO

Dear Misu,

Did you not see that Nico and Anabiel wrote their names inside the pseudonyms?

- Elluki-Kun

Dear Elluki,

WHAT

Dear Misu,

The capitalized letters spell their names. :)

- Death by Elluki's Logic

Dear Elluki,

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT. MAYBE I SHOULD SEND ISA TO WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND SEND NICO AND ANABIEL TO AN ASYLUM. THIS IS A DISASTER!

Dear Misu,

Good luck.

- The Laughing Elluki

Dear Elluki,

Meanie. :(

Dear Misu,

You are blowing this waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy out of proportion.

For one thing, I yelled the yandere thing because Nico was standing behind me under his stupid invisibility cloak. While you were writing this Elluki knocked him out.

For another, I'm stressed because I'm planning the 707 v Info-Kun battle, and 707 is hacking our networks to gain an edge, hence why the admin Reina is out right now (that and Soka pissed her off), as well as Info-Kun trying to dig up blackmail on Soka. Info-chan is also harassing me with emails to join in as well, and Pidge is also getting frazzled by this. On top of that, Elluki left me in charge because he doesn't like dealing with 707. Don't worry, I've calmed down, and perhaps Worried and I can talk, and I'll apologize to her. I shouldn't have snapped at her.

To Nico, yes I do have to talk to other people. It's called work and life. Deal with it.

To Anabiel, I do have a girlfriend named Nova, and you already met her. Suck it.

To Elluki....

F*** you.

- Isa

Dear Isa,

So that's why Reina's notes were dug up and we found the name Tomotsu... I'm sorry. Mostly because of blaming you... And that you had an idiot planned to be your beloved becaus ehe got replaced by the wonderful Nova.

Dear Misu,

WTF. WHY IS INFO-KUN DOING THIS?!?

- Soka

Dear Misu,

I can verify this. I already sent you and Lunar the video of me knocking out Nico, who was invisible. He reappears at the end.

I love ya (platonically) too Isa~. Oh yeah, and are you possessed by the demon of Wrath?

- Elluki wants to battle

Dear Misu,

Dammit Elluki. I'm not possessed. I've already told you that.

- Isabela

Misu: I'm going to shut the chat down. *power off*

Misu: *whispers* Requests for letters are still open. Contact Elluki, Isa, or me if you want us to answer the letters. ;)