The Sparrow Flies North Under New Management (Random Book #3)

You Broke My Sword (One-Shot, Crack)

You Broke My Sword

I know I should be doing today's theme but this would not leave my head. This is crack treated somewhat seriously.

I'm blaming Shiro and Genos for this.

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In A City in of the alleys, a flash of light appeared, and when it disappeared, four people - three boys and one girl. The three men were wearing space suits, while the girl... Was wearing a black gothic lolita outfit with lacey tights and frilly boots. After taking in their surroundings, the girl went and kicked a wall. "WHAT THE F***!" She screamed.

"Calm down Isa," Shiro said.

"I CANNOT CALM DOWN BECAUSE WE AREN'T IN THE CASTLE!" She yells. "THAT PORTAL WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE US BACK!"

"It could have glitched," Lance offers. "I mean it did turn a weird color...."

Isa grumbles something, but finally calms down. "Yeah, maybe so."

"Where are we?" Keith asks. "Tokyo?"

Isa shakes her head as the four head out of the alley. "No, it doesn't seem right.... Good god I hope we aren't in the world of Sailor Moon or Tokyo Mew Mew, or I will die."

"Maybe we are in Bleach?" Lance asks.

Isa shakes her head. "The buildings are too tall for Bleach."

As the four of them walk, people kept giving funny looks and began to whisper to each other, mentioning "Heroes". Lance kept glancing at them, and asks, "Why are they whispering?"

"Because we are dressed weirdly. Duh," Keith replies.

"Shut up, mullet."

Keith goes to make a remark, but his words are drowned out by screams. People run past them, and the four look around until they see a giant dragon advancing towards them.

Shiro prepares his arm for combat and looks at Lance and Keith. "Remember your training from the Garrison. First thing we do-"

"I call dibs on killing it!" Isa yells as she pulls a katana at and dashes towards the dragon.

"Get back here!" Shiro yells, but it was too late. He sighs and looks at the two other paladins. "Guess we have to make sure she doesn't die."

"She won't," Lance assures him as he pulls out his bayard.

The three of them ready their weapons and following Isa, who had already hacked off one of the dragon's arms. She launched herself at the monster, but didn't see that someone else behind her was ready to strike....

"WATCH OUT!" Keith screams, but it was in vain.

Just as Isa turned to see Keith, she felt a punch connect to her rips, and she was sent flying through the dragon, which disintegrated. She was out of sight, and the newcomer frowned.

Before anyone can say anything, Keith's phone began to ring. Keith pulls it out and answers it. "Yeah?"

"Keithy...." Isa sighs into the phone. "Who punched me?"

Keith glances at the newcomer and the cyborg following him. "A caped baldy," he replies.

The caped baldy takes offense to that. "Hey!" He yells.

Isa laughs on the other end. "Okay, can I talk to him? He's name is Saitama."

Keith hands the phone to Saitama. "It's for you."

Saitama takes the phone, and suddenly you could hear shouting from the phone, but Saitama remains unfazed. He utters an apology and ends the call, returning the phone to Keith.

"What did Isa say," Lance asks Saitama.

"It was just her yelling at me that I broke her katana," Saitama reveals. "Then she gushed about how she survived 'The One Punch Man' and how she wants my autograph..."

The cyborg, Genos, seems to hiss as Saitama talked. Saitama then looks at Shiro and asks, "How did your friend survive my punch? Normally it rips people apart."

"Oh, she's wearing a dress that can survive bullets and if she gets thrown into concrete, she just ends up with bruises," Lance supplies.

"Huh..." Saitama says. "So.... Can I fight her?"

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Reina: This was really random and I'm sorry about that. This was just boredom, a "What if someone could survive several punches from Saitama?" kind of thing.

Also, yes Isa does have a dress like that (she gets it after The Prince's Alchemist), and while it can survive bullets and concrete, Isa can't wear it near water or else she'll drown because the dress is super heavy in water. Lance used the dress as a shield once, lol. Isa got pissed at him for that.

Also, yes Isa is a die hard One-Punch Man fan, and even though she fangirled over Saitama (and pissed off Genos in the process).... She is a die hard fan of Genos and Fubuki. :p