Reina: *typing up Warriors of Smash*
Isa: *playing Overwatch while blasting Build Up Our Machine*
Elluki: Isa.
Isa: What? I'm nerfing Soldier:76 with D.Va's mech.
Elluki: ....
Isa: Annnnnnnddddddd done. What do you want?
Elluki: You're possessed by Irina, aren't you?
Isa: ELLUKI WTF
Elluki: You were talking to Irina. You must be gathering the sins for her.
Isa: Uh, no. I broke her nose. Lots of blood came out.
Reina: Guys, I'm working. Take it outside, or else I'll have you listen to Soka repeat the entire Bee Movie script verbatim. Or send Bendy and Circus Baby after you.
Isa: He started it!
Elluki: She's possessed!
Reina: *facepalm* I'm getting food... Sort this out. You're both adults. *leaves*
Isa: .......
Elluki: *smirks* Perfect
Isa: Eh?
Elluki: *starts laughing and summons fire* You should have listened to me when you had the chance.
Isa: *pulls Rhythmetal* Elluki, go home. You're drunk
Elluki: It's me. *allows a red cat to jump on his shoulder*
Isa: IRINA?!?!?!?!?!?! GIVE ELLUKI HIS BODY BACK!
Elluki/Irina: Never! *shoots fire at Isa*
Isa: *dodges* What do you want? *throws shurikens and daggers*
Irina: You. Ow! *gets hit by the shurikens*
Isa: *summons rose* Catch me if you can, cursed HER. *Opens a portal and jumps through*
Irina: Get back here! *follows*
*portal closes*
Shiro and Matt: *walk in*
Reina: *returns* Where did Isa and Elluki go?
Shiro: I have no idea.
Matt: We just got back from the Smash Tournament Ike and Marth held.
Reina: Hm....
Shiro: Does Elluki like cats?
Reina: No. Why?
Matt: He was petting a re-
Reina: F****** HELL ELLUKI GOT POSSESSED BY IRINA!
Shiro: Oh crap.
Matt: Which means....
Reina: That Isa is on her own. Knowing her, she used her rose from Alicia to lure Irina away.
Shiro: Can she be tracked?
Reina: I have no idea.
(Sorry for the lack of fistfights. But I'm pretty sure that Isa and Elluki/Irina are punching each other)
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The Sparrow Flies North Under New Management (Random Book #3)
RandomWelcome to my third random book! This title is similar to my second random book, The Sparrow Flies South for the Winter *punches Emblian soldier* The title of the second book comes from Skulduggery Pleasant. Here you'll find randomness, drawings by...
