The Sparrow Flies North Under New Management (Random Book #3)

Elluki the Savage

Reina: I do not trust Elluki and Soka in the kitchen. Well, Soka's banned for several reasons, but here's one.

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Elluki the Savage

It was a normal morning in Reina de Naipes' Castle, with several of its inhabitants asleep. The ones who weren't were in the kitchen, eating breakfast.

Isa was the first one awake, watching Justice League War. As she ate her omelette, she heard footsteps approach and turned to see Aiko and Chris enter.

"What up?" Isa asks as the girls sit down next to her.

"I was up last night streaming," Chris confesses as she sips her orange juice and pokes at her gluten-free pancakes. "I'm so tired...."

"I'm tired too," Aiko adds, biting into her toast. "I was busy binging Gravity Falls."

Isa shakes her head. "Seriously guys. That's not good for you."

"What are you going to do?" Chris asks as Isa puts her plate away and grabs a muffin.

"Me? Probably train, then go on a date with Nova. We're going to have a Stranger Things marathon."

"Cool," Aiko replies. "Chris and I are going to test some new weapons she made."

"Good luck with that," Isa replied.

As Isa bit into her muffin, she turned to see Elluki. "Isa," he said. "Is there a pot of tea ready?"

Isa nods. "It's unsweetened tea. On the counter, I just made it."

Chris walked out of the room with Aiko, having finished breakfast. Isa stayed behind, still eating and blaming her body for requiring Barry Allen levels of calories because of her physiology.

Elluki went to the counter and began to prepare himself a cup. Soka stumbled in afterwards, mumbling as he grabbed Lucky Charms from the cabinet.

"Soka, can you grab me Fruit Loops?" Elluki asks.

Soka hissed but grabbed the box. Elluki pulled out a bowl and poured himself some Fruit Loops. As Soka grabbed his bowl, he saw Elluki pour his tea into his cereal nonchalantly as he chatted with Isa.

"SAVAGE!" Soka yelled. "HOW DARE YOU DEFILE YOUR CEREAL?!"

"I hate milk," Elluki replied.

"BUT THAT IS AN ATROCITY!! DIE!"

Soka tackled Elluki and the two began to wrestle. Isa was too busy laughing and taking pictures to interfere. She tried to stop them, but they didn't stop. She ran to get Reina.

Two minutes later, Reina face palmed as she stood in the medical room of the castle. Elluki and Soka knocked each other out, and somehow broke each others arm. Over cereal.

And thus a ban of cereal was issued, until Soka and Elluki could control themselves. The ban was lifted a month later, but only because Anabiel threatened Soka and Elluki (moslty Soka) into behaving. 

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Reina: Soka's also banned for breaking all the eggs, setting the kitchen on fire ten times, stealing the fridge, buying only ice cream instead of vegetables, and turning thr kitchen into part of the Shrek script. And other stuff as well. I should have banned him when somehow got cookie dough on the ceiling.