Brother and Sister: *enter house*
Woman: I need to hide you, because the devil is my husband!
Kids: *hide*
Devil: I CAN SMELL YOUR CHRISTIAN BLOOD
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This did happen in a fairy tale, although I cannot for the life of me remember its name. It's not The Water Nyx or Hansel and Gretel.
This begs several questions.
1. WTF?
2. What makes a blood Christian?
3. What if their mom was Muslim, but converted religions?
4. What if one of them suddenly becomes an atheist? Will the devil yell, "I SMELL CHRI- WAIT DID ONE OF YOU BECOME AN ATHEIST?
5. If a goat or cow was baptized in another faith and was also put in the house, what would happen? Would the devil notice?
6. Why couldn't he say human flesh like the other fairy tales, like the Devil with three golden hairs?
7. Seriously, WTAF
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