Just a book containing all the pros and cons of being a Wattpad user- whether you're a writer or just a reader:-)
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It's simply 19. You dumb humans sometimes like to say it's 21. This is why you need a leader like me.
Question 2: Sir, are you aware you are a cat?
Are you aware you're a human?
Question 3: How would you react if you became a meme?
I already am one. I'm not trending yet, though. Silly humans don't even know a good meme when they see one.
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Question 4: Do you have a girlfriend?
Every cat wants me. I'm a woman's man. I'm not an average loner human like my owner who does this weird smile thing when she sees a boy she likes. Honestly, I'm feel bad for the metal armed man in the TV.
Unlike her, I have amazing looks and have to politely decline the many marriage proposals I get every day. When I do rule the world, however, I will choose a lucky lady to be my queen. No king is complete without a beautiful goddess.
Question 5: Why are you a cat?
Why are you a human?
Question 6: What inspired your desire for world domination?
You humans doing dumb things. I realized you all need supervision and care when I saw my owner fall into her bathtub. She got me wet. I realized all humans are clumsy, hairless beings who need both leadership and ruling. Hence, I stepped up to the role.
Question 7: Can I steal you?
No.
Question 8: Would you join SHIELD or Hydra?
Well, since this Hydra thing apparently seriously hurt my owner's favorite character in the red logo world, and since this SHIELD thing apparently helped my owner's favorite character in the red logo world...
I would probably join Hydra.
Question 9: Do you have an enemy/rival for world domination?
Not yet. But if a challenger should approach me, that being won't be a problem for long.
No, I'm not a murderer, I'll just distract the being with food- or maybe I'll offer them some money or a job at my future luxurious home. Bribery is the way, kittens.
Question 10: Do you like potatoes?
I fancy them in my cat food. I'm pretty sure those are potatoes, at least.
Question 11: When did you first become apart of Elise's life?
The poor thing was only twelve years old. As a wiser being, I had to go live with her just so she wouldn't grow to be a stupid human. Of course, I couldn't convince her not to love that stupid shield-welding blond and that metal armed man on the TV, but I'm trying my best to get her eyes back on me.
