The Struggles Of Living The Wattpad Life

Types Of Comments On Wattpad Pt. 2

That's right- I'm back at it again, this time bringing you more annoying comments that are found in the comment section of pretty much any given book ever.

YAY!

1. GRAMMAR WHORES. Now, I hate to call anyone a whore, but these guys are just plain annoying. If you've ever come across a user who has pointed out your grammar and spelling mistakes and flaws, you've probably come across a Grammar Whore.

These comments are not only everywhere, but the user does it constantly and giggles about it in their beds at home. Laughing at their silly 'habit', they tell you how stupid you are for missing a letter or using the wrong punctuation- in a nice way. 

Of course, this user may not be trying to be rude, but over the internet it always can come across the wrong way. And since a lot of people do have a habit of correcting people's grammar, I let this one slide down a long hill. 

These may be annoying and come off as rude, but they aren't always meant that way.

Example:

Comment: Oh, I freking love For in this chaptur! Very Divergant 

Reply: Freaking**** Four**** CHAPTER************* DIVERGENT*********

OR

Comment: I love Buky Barns

Reply: BUCKY*** BARNES******************************************

This is of course a very dramatic example... but at the same time, it isn't.

2. CAPITAL LETTER COMMENTS. These people- for some reason- really like to yell. I use capital letters all the time, if I'm trying to tell someone I'm excited or if I'm happy or if I'm laughing- but these people use all caps 24/7. They use it so much that people start to wonder if their Shift is on lock and can't be unlocked.

Example:

Story: "Fluffy potato." James said, pointing at a potato.

Comment: I LOVE POTATOES TOO, JAMES.

OR

Story: I can't reach the sugar on the top shelf- how can I bake cookies??

Comment: WHAT IF YOU JUST ASK YOUR MOM FOR HELP? SHE'S PROBABLY TALLER THAN YOU

OR

Story: "Everyone we know is trying to kill us."

Comment: OK SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE ISN'T A KILLER TOO, HUH? JUST BECAUSE HE RUNS, HE'S A TRUSTWORTHY COMPANION? IS SAM WILSON SUDDENLY ROSE TYLER? 

Not only are these comments confusing, but they are a bit frustrating. You have no idea if this person is yelling at you, laughing with you, or just expressing excitement. In other words, these comments are hard to dissect.

Not that I'm a comment-dissector or something. That would be weird.

3. CHAIN COMMENTS. There's no other way to put it: these are annoying if you're not in them but sort of fun if you're involved in them. See, there's only one good side to a chain comment- if you're the one who made the comment in which everyone is making a huge deal out of. You feel like a god- everyone loves you, and the world is perfect.

However, if you're on the outside, these not only blow up your notifications, but 90% of the time you have no idea what the heck is going on. One moment someone is talking about the number 5, and suddenly everyone is talking about a pink gorilla and Benedict Cucumber.