The Struggles Of Living The Wattpad Life

Tag Books On Wattpad

Tag books deem useless but also entertaining- if you know the user. See, if I stumble upon a book that's labeled "Tag, You're It" and my little Crybaby heart flutters, I expect a story about Melanie- but no, it's usually a tag book.

A tag book with the name of a Melanie song and a picture of her. This leaves me a bit annoyed and a lot more disappointed.

I guess I'm just sort of tired of seeing more tag books than novels. I read tag books, don't get me wrong- but I read them if they are about the people I know. I read tag books that my friends have. I mean, I still re-read some of them just to re-live old memories. But I don't exactly get why some profiles have this huge tag book with like, 900 chapters and 1867M reads. There is no way that user knows that many people. 

I only have 4 friends an a cat in real life, and that's a lot since I'm an introvert. You'd be laughing in my face if you have more than ten friends. 

Maybe some people do like to read tag books for fun. Maybe I'm just not one of those people and I just don't enjoy it. But to me, reading some stranger's tags isn't entertaining; you don't know anything about them and it's a bit weird. 

Not only that, but it's also a bit sketchy. You know, when you open up a chapter and it's yet another 'Wattpad Crush Tag!' or '13 Fears Tag!". It makes me wonder how he/she gets tagged that much. 

Example:

13 FACTS ABOUT ME TAG!!!!!!

1. I have a crush on a user on Wattpad *giggle*

2. I am scared of spiderss!!

3. I love Kylo Ren- he's baeee!! Shh;-)

4. I am totes bisexual because I love pie. 

5. I am almost eleven!!!!!

6. I HATE cats. I'm a dog person. I saw cats murder my father!!

7. I have a crush on my next door neighbor, his name is Qubec;-)

8. I use Wattpad on my phone!!!!!!!

9. I was held back a grade in Pre-School lol

10. I have a big brother named Qubec! Wait a second...

11: I LOVEEEE PUPPIESSS

13: My phone case is red with a purple heart on it!

Not only are these sort of annoying, but a lot of tags just sound like plain lies. Some tags don't even include a user who tagged them, they just simply say the user doesn't want to be mentioned or they forgot to add the user.

And while these are sort of good excuses, it still makes me wonder if that person made up a tag just to get attention. 

Example:

6 THINGS ABOUT MY CRUSH TAG!

1. His name stars with B and it has three letters in it.

2. The last letter in his name is N.

3. The middle letter is E. 

4. He is on Wattpad.

5. His last name is Dupo!

6. I hope he isn't reading this, OH NO!!!!

(Btw i can't include who tagged me in this because shes a ghost and she wants me to respect her privacy to thx for letting me not include her username ttyl)