The Struggles Of Living The Wattpad Life

Character Casts On Wattpad (Pt. 2)

I found my spirit animals. Her, and Bucky Barnes eating a cherry pie while being unimpressed with the world. I can finally die in peace.

Anyways, let's talk about character cats again because I just read another handful of books where there were some struggles. So, sit tight and watch me rant about something I already ranted over. But this time, you get to see a girl eating some cheese. 

So, image me, reading a Bucky fanfic. Just little ol' innocent me, reading some Bucky fanfiction like I do everyday. But suddenly, at the end of the introduction, I see a cast button. Smiling to myself, I open it to see who plays the OC.

And the first thing I see???

THE FIRST THING I SEE????

THIS. RIGHT. HERE. 

Sebatain Sten as Bucky Barns

And to my shock, under it, I see this cliche:

Lily Collins as the OC in which will be Bucky's love interest 

I mean, I have nothing against Lily Collins. She looks a lot like me side-by-side and I'm jealous that she pulls off the eyebrows better than I do. But it seems like (keep in mind I read a shit ton of Bucky fanfics) that she's alwayS INVOLVED WITH BUCKY.

Now, that aside, let's confront this: character casts that are wrong. I mean, the actor's name may be spelled wrong. The characters name may be spelled wrong. Heck, the entire name may be wrong. 

Example(s):

Harry Ford as Ham Solo

Tom Island as Peter Parker

Mark Porkhill and Luke Skywalker

Gil Gilliot as Wonder Woman

Benedick Cucumberbitch as Doctor Strange 

A Blue Horse as Secretariat 

Ant-tony McQueen as Sam Wilson 

Chris Evan as Captain Amereca

David Tent as The Tenth Doctor

Matt Smith as The Ninth Doctor 

Jenifer Lawrence as Catniss

Zenbaea as MJ

Margot Robie as Harlie Quinzil

William Smitherson as Deadshit

A Raccoon as Rocket Raccoon

Some Plastic as Regina George 

Violet Johanssan as Black Widower

A Hott Guy as Aquaman 

Now, the same thing goes for non-fanfics. And, of course, it's the same in music too. Have an artist that's in your book? Well, some people get their names wrong. Other's just use their names for popularity, which I've known some people who did so.

Example(s):

Halsie as Sarah

Lana Del Ray as Fifi

Rake as Greg

 Rihannah as Brooklin 

NAH-NAH-OH-NAH-NAH as Chelsea 

Sean Mendes as Bart

Beyonce as Beytwice

Taylar Swifth as Michele 

Anne Kendick as That Cups Girl

Melanye Fartinez as Crybabie

Lord as Stephanie 

Well, I guess I'm being a bit picky. I mean, not everyone knows how to spell everything. I don't know how to spell superfaculastalistic or something? I can't spell it at all. Damn you, Marry Poppins. You didn't teach me nothing.

Yondu is a better Mary Poppins. But don't worry, Mary, you rule as Maria.

...

Well, that's the end of this useless rant.

Oh yeah, I may get a fish. A beta fish. I'm going to name is Lockjaw. My uncle said he'd let me get one if I kept my grades up, which right now I've got A's, so I'm good. 

Unless I fail all my tests and don't learn any of the hard stuff. 

Which is very likely.

:,-) 

Until next time, we should get married.

-Elise