Alex is sitting there twirling his practice butterfly knife waiting for his "friends" to show up so they can start heading to Canada
"When the hell are they going to be here, I've been waiting here for like 40 minutes, Jesus." Says Alex to himself like the lonely person he is.
When suddenly the band of random friends appears because PLOT AND STORY
"Howdy Faggots!" Says Alex because Alex is a cunt
Jordan just looks at Alex in disappoint, Bearchem trips on a pebble, Nikki is doing NOTHING IMPORTANT,
"Well fuck you too" Says Avery
So finally the band of "Friends" get together and start preparing, Alex is already chugging energy drink, Avery is making sure that people brought their damn passports, Nikki is throwing soda cans and hitting Alex, Jordan, And Bearchem with rulers. Jordan Is making sure that we have enough food so we don't die. Bearchem is DEFINITELY not stealing granola bars from Alex.
So awhile after packing and doing some other random garbage, the group of friends finally finish up at... 4:45 AM
So after that everyone collectively says "Fuck it lets sleep before we go"
Everyone groups up in the living room and begins to sleep, EXEPT ALEX AND BRISTE, Alex spends all night blasting having a good time in his headphones while playing Overwatch. While Briste is playing Bastion and making meme videos.
Everyone wakes up and eats some food Alex drinks energy drinks and soda for breakfast, Nikki eats some plain cereal, Jordan eats nothing, Bearchem chews on napkins and eats granola bars, Avery eats a single waffle.
Well they finally get up, get in the car and start driving.
"are eggs called eggs because they are eggs" says Alex extremely tired like
"What the fuck Alex-" Bearchem states
Jordan Is playing some trash country on the radio.
"Can we change the fucking song?" Exclaims Avery
"YeEZZZzz LeZ dOOoO Thaat.." Alex says almost falling asleep but just then Nikki starts blasting Dubstep in the car.
Jordan just sighs, Bearchem screams and dies a little bit inside, Avery Enjoys the song.
Bearchem Suddenly changes the music to a Tokyo Ghoul Ending song.
"CAN YOU NOT WITH THE WEABOO SHIT" Screams Alex
Then sudden riot breaks out in the car.
"WAIT! I have a proulbem fixxaar roihgt here...." Says Alex sounding intoxicated
He Switches the song to "Having A Good Time - Queen" and they drive off.
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Regular Road to Canada
Ficción GeneralA Group of friends move to Canada, And meets plenty of chaos, Involving Beer, Knife Fights, Money and probably some romance thrown in there. So Read on and see what the hell happens to this band of people. (This is collab between 2 people.)
