Briste had just turned the corner on to first street, only a block or two away her friends were waiting.
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As soon as I spotted alex I begun a dead bolt sprint towards him. apperantly I had caught up with the others and slowed down to match their pace. WRONG CHOICE! I tripped on a pebble and smashed my kneecap into the concrete. "FUCK!" I yelled as I fell. "Howdy faggots." Alex said in a sarcastic tone. Jordan sighed, Nikki was currently thinking about the mysteries of life as she was lost in thought. "Well fuck you too" Avery replied, slightly annoyed.
We went to Alex's apartment to prepare our supplies
-Alex's Apartment 1PM-
We had only been there one hour and alex was already chugging energy drinks like no tomorrow. Avery was being productive and asking if everyone had their passports, Alex lost his and we spent a good 20 minutes looking for it. Nikki was harrassing Alex, Jordan, and Me with a ruler and some soda cans. Jordan was packing extra food so we didn't starve to death. Meanwhile I was busy releasing my inner Corvo. I was stealing granola bars from alex's bag. The process is quite simple with practice. Approach, cover, pocket, leave. I got 5 for my troubles. well now I got snacks!
After a montage of preparations the group was ready to set out... at 4:45 in the morning
After five steps out the door everyone was exhausted. "Fuck it let's sleep before we go," everyone said in unison.
Nikki, Jordan, Avery, and Alex's b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ roommate slept through the night. Briste and Alex stayed up. Alex was blasting music to his headphones and playing overwatch. Briste was playing Bastion and making meme videos.
We all woke up to eat. Alex consumes raw caffine, Nikki has some plain cereal b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ , Jordan survives off of good vibes, I was chewing on napkins and snacking on stolen granola, and Avery eats a single waffle.
We finally got on the road, by the time we get into the car Alex is babbling "Are eggs called eggs because they are eggs?" was the most prominant question on his mind. "What the fuck Alex" I say as situating the million pillows alex brought so I could sit, I almost immediately notice the song we're playing. Trashy country, Jordan was in control of the radio. "Can we change the fucking song?" Asked Avery who, for some reason, always seemed to be annoyed. "YeEZZZzz LeZ dOOoO Thaat, wa-" Alex yells while almost falling asleep. Just at that moment Nikki reaches over and begins blasting dubstep at full volume. Jordan sighs, I die inside and scream a little, meanwhile Avery is jamming out. I reach up and descreatly change it to Seijatachi. "CAN YOU NOT WITH THE WEEABOO SHIT" Alex screams. I mumble "No" under my breath right before a fight breaks out. Everyone is exclaiming why their song is the best. Alex annouces "WAIT! I have a proulbem fixxaar roight here" while stumbling toward the radio. He switched the song to 'Having A Good Time' by Queen. We all calm down and begin our journey.
~Authors Notes~
I wrote all of this while in a call with Alex (aka the other author) and we were having a great time doing this
Im hungry
Bearchoo
BTW heres a link to every song we played
Jordan's song:
Just look up any country song
Nikki's song:
My song:
Alex's song:
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Regular Road to Canada
General FictionA Group of friends move to Canada, And meets plenty of chaos, Involving Beer, Knife Fights, Money and probably some romance thrown in there. So Read on and see what the hell happens to this band of people. (This is collab between 2 people.)
