Alex is sitting in the car heading to Canada, He hasn't slept for 3 days, Its not helping.
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I fell asleep in the car, I woke up as soon as I heard something on the likes of a EXPLOSION, but it was simply the tire, I went back to sleep not before hearing tidbits of conversation"So who do you have a crush on Avery?" Nikki asked, Avery glanced at Jordan then blushed "No one..." Then Nikki went on blabbing about Tristion, Finally sleep came over me, I don't care about relationships or anything, i'd rather jump off a bridge before I get into a relationship. I awoke when I hear screams of pain and endless laughter, my two favorite things. I woke to the sight of Avery pretty much breaking his toe with a wrench, I get out of the car and start dying of laughter.
So after awhile they get the spare tire in place, They just need something to attach it with
"Where are the lug nuts?" Jordan asked while searching the floor. It was getting pretty damn dark, Bearchem to my knowledge is probably out in the woods doing some cat like garbage, So I had to search with the Jordan for the stupid stuff, Why the hell didn't we pack extra! "The old tire harbored two while the trunk contained one. As Jordan put the lugnuts in place Avery noticed something "We're missing a lugnut," everyone turned to him, Except me because I really didint care that much then I realized that we might not be able to go to Canada if we don't find this dumb thing so I tried to remember something and I did "Hold Up, Didn't Bearchem take one to screw around with?" I ask... Everyone goes silent for a bit then I say "Who Accepts my Quest?" I say in a random, jokey voice. "Where she even?" Avery Asks, While Nikki scans the area and finds Bearchem sitting in a tree, Unwrapping a Granola Bar. WHAT THE FUCK SHE STOLE MY GRANOLA BARS "OY! Take a Picture, it Lasts Longer!" Bearchem yells, being the only one laughing. "THOSE ARE MY GRANOLA BARS YOU CUNT!" I yell. "YOU HAVE THE LUGNUT" Avery yells up to Bearchem. I just sit there being salty about my stolen goods while everyone else does whatever they do. Bearchem falls out of the tree and I quickly rush to take back my granola bars. "Thats all I wanted" I said walking away, I watched Avery walk away like a CUNNNT. And Jordan Pokes Bearchem with a stick and makes her go to a car. I thought of the best thing ever at that moment. "I guess that fall really TIRED her out" I say, Then Jordan looks at me like she is gonna kill me and I pull out my butterfly knife and said "I'll cut you bitch-" Then I get punched and it didn't really hurt that much because my pain tolorence is higher then my lack of skill to talk to people.
~Authors Note~
I made this i guess
im tired
why
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Regular Road to Canada
General FictionA Group of friends move to Canada, And meets plenty of chaos, Involving Beer, Knife Fights, Money and probably some romance thrown in there. So Read on and see what the hell happens to this band of people. (This is collab between 2 people.)
