11:27 pm, Friday
Pissbaby:
I'm getting to know you...
Remus:
You don't even know what school I go to, or what I look like. Or my last name.
Pissbaby:
You could tell me...
Remus:
No.
Pissbaby:
Here you are, saying I don't know you, I don't know anything about you while you aren't helping remedy that dilemma!
Remus:
...
Remus:
My last name is Lupin.
Pissbaby:
...
Pissbaby:
Are you fucking with me?
Pissbaby:
Your name is, like, Wolf Wolf or something. 🐺
Remus:
That's why I didn't tell you!!
Remus:
I'M NAMED WOLF WOLF.
Pissbaby:
I can't believe your parents.
Remus:
I can. After I found that out and confronted them, they both just cracked up laughing!
Pissbaby:
Well, Wolf Wolf, what university do you go to?
Remus:
...
Remus:
You already know my name. That's all I'm giving you.
YOU ARE READING
hey moony | wolfstar
Fanfictionsirius black accidentally texts the wrong number. completed in 2017, random periodic updates when i feel like writing one-shots, or it hits a specific number of reads
