starboy

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12:06 pm, Friday

Pissbaby:
At least let me know what you look like?

Remus:
no

Pissbaby:
Why are you so cruel?

Pissbaby:
Moony, i thought were were pals

Pissbaby:
Bros

Pissbaby:
Amigos

Pissbaby:
Partners-in-crime

Pissbaby:
Bromeos

Pissbaby:
I got nothing else

Pissbaby:
But what I'm trying to say is:

Pissbaby:
Aren't we friends?

Pissbaby:
If you send me a selfie, I'll send you one...

Remus:
You first.

Pissbaby:
Are you getting déjà vu from this?

Pissbaby:
No answer?

Pissbaby:
K, cool

Pissbaby:
image not loading

Remus:
It isn't loading...

Pissbaby:
Then I guess you'll never know. Sucks, doesn't it? 🌚🌝

Pissbaby:
Never getting to know something you really wanted to. Shame.

Remus:
...

Remus:
Were you planning on the picture not loading?

Pissbaby:
Maybe I was maybe i wasn't

Remus:
You were.

Remus:
That's pretty passive aggressive

Pissbaby:
😮

Pissbaby:
i am neither of those things! but you would know that if we actually got to share some stuff about ourselves

Remus:
Share away.

Pissbaby:
...

Pissbaby:
My full name is Sirius Orion Black and I'm majoring in English but I have literally no clue what my job is gonna be. I ride a motorcycle and my favorite thing to wear is a black worn-out leather jacket. Also my hair is like, past my shoulders.

Remus:
Jesus Sirius I wasn't expecting an essay

Pissbaby:
That sucks bc you got one. Your turn.

Remus:
I just noticed that your name is a constellation.

changed 'Pissbaby' to 'Starboy'

Remus:
well, my full name is remus john lupin. i am an arts major, and i'm minoring in folklore and mythology. i happen to have a lot of freckles on my cheeks and arms?? idek??? also everyone likes to tell me i was a mouse in my past life, which is rUDE.

Remus:
Happy?

Starboy:
Very

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