12:42 pm, Tuesday
Starboy:
what did i do to deserve this????! i thought we were friends??? friends tell each other things that are important?????????????
Remus:
🙃🔪🔪🔪🔪
Remus:
you can't see this but i'm sighing
Remus:
do you actually want to know?? what if i'm bullshitting and i have no idea where hogwarts is? what if i'm not even male? what if i'm actually a twelve-year-old girl who stole her parents' phone?
Starboy:
just tell me whether or not we go to the same university!!
Remus:
...
Remus:
what's the magic word
Starboy:
please??
Remus:
no it was abracadabra but okay
Remus:
...
Remus:
my name really is remus john lupin, we both go to Hogwarts University, we're also in the same building at this very moment and i know exactly who you are.
Remus:
happy?
Starboy:
extremELY IMMA SCREAM
Remus:
...
Remus
Oh my god??
Remus:
You actually fucking sCREAMED??!
Remus:
I can hear your teacher yelling at you???????
Remus:
i'm cryinf this is the best
Starboy:
i'm gonna find you, wolf wolf
Remus:
That sounds really creepy once you put it in a different context.
Starboy:
Shut your fuck
YOU ARE READING
hey moony | wolfstar
Fanfictionsirius black accidentally texts the wrong number. completed in 2017, random periodic updates when i feel like writing one-shots, or it hits a specific number of reads
