Sting: what I wanna know... Is which dragon slayer is the strongest!
Natsu: ONLY ONE WAY TO TEST! FIGHT ME!
Gajeel: BRING IT, SALAMANDER.
Wendy: Guys, pls don't fight!! >O<
Rogue: You idiots are so weird.
Skie: says the one with a weird skittle fetish.
Rogue: .... Skie. You did not just go there.
Skie: yes rogue, I think I DID just go there.
Rogue: you should know that the skittles and I are married. So there.
Skie: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH THE SKITTLES?!!??!
Rogue: but we aren't dating?
Natsu: HOW DARE YOU
Rogue: WE AREN'T DATING
Natsu: DONT YOU FREAKIN DARE HURT MY SISTER'S FEELINGS. GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU.
[Natsu and Rogue have left the chat, probably to fight each other]
[Gajeel and Sting have left the chat, probably to go watch Natsu as Rogue fight]
[Wendy has left the chat, probably to try and stop the fight]
Skie: Worth it :3 my job here is done.
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