Acnologia: IM BORED. ENTERTAIN ME, PUNY WIZARD.
Zeref: See, this is why I was against you getting a phone, but I can't say no to Mavis.... -____-
Acnologia: Stuff you. And can you thank her for me?
Acnologia: Anyway, like I said- I'm bored. Got any humans I can eat?
Zeref: No.
Acnologia: Come onnnn mannnnn..... Why r u so boring?
Zeref: Because I literally hate you right now. You woke me up from my afternoon nap so you could just casually ask if I had any humans I could sacrifice to you. Dude, get a life.
Acnologia: OH COME ON
Acnologia: AT LEAST I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MY GIRLFRIEND MULTIPLE TIMES, YOU DEPRESSED PSYCHOPATH.
Zeref: DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MAVIS, AND YOU'RE THE INSANE, PSYCHOTIC KILLER HERE YOU IDIOT.
Acnologia: FIGHT ME, EMO MORON.
Zeref: BRING IT ON, DRAMA QUEEN.
Acnologia: JUST DON'T GO CRYING TO MAVIS WHEN I KICK YOUR BUTT, YOU OVEREMOTIONAL CREEP.
Zeref: YOU SAY THAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, JERK FACE.
[Zeref and Acnologia have left the chat to go fight each other]
Author-chan: Well would you look at that! There really is a Natsu-san and a Gray-san everywhere!
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FanfictionHey guys! I figured since I ran out of chapter space on my first Fairy Tail Funny Texts book, I had better make a sequel! So GET READY! THE FIORE MAGES ARE BACK WITH FAIRY TAIL FUNNY TEXTS #2!! (-I do not own the Fairy Tail characters, they belon...
