Sting: Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys!
Rogue: Wouldn't just one "guys" have been enough?
Sting: Shut up, no.
Yukino: What's all this about now?
Sting: I wanna celebrate how far our Guild has come in the last year, but I don't know what to do to celebrate it.. And ideas?
Rogue: If this involves any form of social interaction, I'm locking myself in my room.
Minerva: Rogue, last time you tried that, Sting blew up your door.
Sting: ANYWAY
Sting: IDEAS
Yukino: We could have a party?
Sting: But what sort of party? IT NEEDS TO BE EPIC
Yukino: It's pretty hot outside at the moment, so maybe a pool party type thing?
Sting: YES, YES YES YES
Rogue: Is there any point in me saying 'no'?
Sting: Nope.
Minerva: A pool party it is, then. Will it just be for Sabertooth, or are we going to invite other Guilds as well?
Sting: OTHER GUILDS, TOO! THEY'RE FUN
Yukino: Well, it would be nice to see everyone again! :)
Rogue: Ugh. Can I just go live with some penguins?
Sting: No.
Minerva: Rogue, I can hear you groaning from across the hall. It's just one party, get over it.
Sting: One thing, can I walk into the party screaming "THE PARTY DON'T START 'TILL I WALK IN"?
Rogue: NO.
Minerva: Definitely not.
Sting: D:
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