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Natsu: LUCY'S PREGNANT WHAT DO I DO

Gajeel: lol u idiot, your screwed

Levy: It's 'you're', Gajeel.

Gajeel: .....

Levy: And Natsu, if you even dare to THINK about running away, I will kill you in the most painful way possible. Got it?

Happy: I CALL DIBS ON BEING THE GODFATHER

Gray: BUT YOU'RE A CAT.

Happy: SO?!

Natsu: SERIOUSLY GUYS WHAT DO I DO

Gray: Erm, be nice to her, help her with stuff, and be by her side when she gives birth... Then help take care of the kid?

Natsu: 'GIVES BIRTH'?!!?!?!?!??!?!?! BUT GILDARTS TOLD ME THAT MR. STORK BRINGS THE BABIES WTF

Gray: Natsu, oh my god. -___-"

Gildarts: I CAN EXPLAIN.

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