Natsu: Hey Luce, you've been acting kind of weird lately... Is everything okay?
Lucy: Yes, yes, everything's totally fine!! I'm just crying over a strawberry sponge cake while watching Bisca and Alzack playing with Asuka.......
Natsu: Um
Natsu: What
Lucy: Nevermind.
Skie: Hey, Lucy~ How about the name 'Nashi'~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Lucy: GO AWAY. HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO THIS CHAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Natsu: ??? What?
Skie: Or maybe 'Ignis' or something similar?~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Lucy: PLEASE SHUT UP
Natsu: 'Ignis' sounds like 'Igneel', what's going on?
Skie: Oh come on, Lucy. You need to tell him eventually.
Lucy: YOU. ARE. A. HORRIBLE. PERSON.
Skie: I know :) OOH! WHAT ABOUT 'LAYLA'!!!
Natsu: Wait a minute, these are all names
Lucy: oh really Natsu -__-
Skie: Now connect the dots...
Lucy: OR DON'T.
Natsu: huh
Natsu: wAIT HOLY CRAP LUCE
Skie: My job here is done >:3
Lucy: I WILL get my revenge, midget.
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Fairy Tail Funny Texts #2 | DISCONTINUED
FanfictionHey guys! I figured since I ran out of chapter space on my first Fairy Tail Funny Texts book, I had better make a sequel! So GET READY! THE FIORE MAGES ARE BACK WITH FAIRY TAIL FUNNY TEXTS #2!! (-I do not own the Fairy Tail characters, they belon...
