Levy: Hey gang~ Do you want to play Would You Rather?
Lucy: Sure.
Erza: Fine. But I'll warn you now, I will be leaving to get cake in 20mins.
Wendy: WYR sounds fun! I'm in!
Juvia: Juvia will not lose to Love Rival!
Lisanna: Juvia, that's not how it works, but ok. I'm in, too!
Mirajane: This will be interesting~
Skie: OOH, YES!
Levy: Okie dokie! I'll ask the first question! Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with Natsu or Gray?
(A\N: Feel free to play along in the comments section!!)
Lucy: Definitely Natsu. I don't think I could handle Gray stripping every 5 mins.
Skie: Plus.. You totally looooove him~ 😏
Lucy: Shut it, Skie.
Erza: I wouldn't really mind which one, to be honest.
Wendy: Probably Natsu-san! He always figures out a way to fix any problem, right?
Juvia: GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA GRAY-SAMA
Lisanna: Ohh, idk... I'd probably just turn into a fish and ditch them...... ...........Just kidding...!
Mirajane: I think I'd go with Natsu... I mean, he could cook food in, like, less that a minute with his fire magic.
Skie: I would choose Gray, only because he could freeze the water into ice and create a safe passage to the mainland.
Levy: Second question! Would you rather have Celestial Spirit Magic, or Requip Magic?
Lucy: Celestial spirits. Duh.
Erza: I love my magic, but I do think that Celestial Spirit magic is remarkable as well.
Wendy: Personally, I would rather Celestial Spirit Magic! (Sorry Erza-san)!
Juvia: Requip Magic!
Lisanna: Hmm... That's a tough question.. Probably Celestial Spirit magic..
Mirajane: I like Celestial Spirit Magic, but I'm going to have to say I would rather have Requip!
Skie: Same. I love the Celestial Spirits, but when I'm fighting, I generally charge straight into the fray... So for that purpose, Requip magic would be a better fit for me.
Levy: Next one! Would you rather travel across Fiore with Ichiya or Zeref?
Lucy: Wow ok. I'm gonna have to say Ichiya. I mean, he wouldn't actually kill me.
Erza: Zeref. I would rather go with literally anyone but Ichiya.
Wendy: Ichiya-san.
Lisanna: Same, Ichiya... If I remembered to bring nose plugs.
Mirajane: I think Zeref would be an interesting travel companion!
Skie: Probably Zeref. I mean, he IS my brother.... He wouldn't kill me (hopefully).....
Levy: Next! Would you rather join the Lamia Scale Guild or the Mermaid Heel Guild?
Lucy: Probably Mermaid Heel!
Erza: Mermaid Heel- It would be nice to hang out with Kagura and Milliana. :)
Wendy: Definitely Lamia Scale! Chelia's there, and I was part of their guild a little while ago, remember? They're awesome!
Juvia: Mermaid Heel... Because Lyon's in Lamia Scale and his flirting skills are terrible.
Lisanna: I have to say Mermaid Heel on this one!
Mirajane: I think I would join Lamia Scale. It would be interesting to work with Jura!
Skie: Lamia Scale!
Levy: Okie. Would you rather have to wear a bunny costume or a cat costume for 24 hours?
Lucy: Oh no, both are humiliating... >_<
Erza: I will wear the bunny costume, and I will wear it proudly!
Wendy: Um I don't really know... Probably the cat one? >_< Cats are cute!
Juvia: Hmm.. Juvia would probably rather wear the bunny costume.
Lisanna: The cat one! I mean, I already have my cat animal transformation!
Mirajane: I'm gonna have to say.. The bunny costume. :)
Skie: Oh please, I would make a GREAT cat!
Levy: Would you rather switch bodies with Loke or Happy for 1 day?
Lucy: Uhhhh probably Loke. Then I might be able to go to the Celestial Spirit world again!
Erza: Maybe Happy...? Cats just lounge around, right?
Wendy: I would have to say Happy!
Juvia: Loke.... CAN'T JUVIA SWITCH WITH GRAY-SAMA?!
Lisanna: Happy! Hang on, lemme practise! 'AYE SIR!'
Mirajane: I agree with Lucy! I think the Celestial Spirit world would be pretty cool! So, Loke!
Skie: HAPPY~
Levy: Ok, last one! Would you rather steal Natsu's scarf or flirt with Gray while Juvia is watching?
Lucy: Steal Natsu's scarf. He wouldn't really mind if it was me. He's let me borrow it before!
Erza: Can I be out the back eating cake instead?
Wendy: Wha?? O.O Both options sounds like I would get hurt!
Juvia: Don't worry, Wendy. Juvia would not harm you! BUT IF ANYONE ELSE DARES TO FLIRT WITH MY DARLING GRAY-SAMA.....
Lisanna: Wow. I'd probably choose the flirting one, because I could make a quick escape by transforming.
Mirajane: I would steal Natsu's scarf, and if he confronted me, I would tell him I was washing it for him.
Skie: I'll steal my brother's scarf. I'll do it tonight! BRING IT ON!
[Skie Dragneel has left the chat]
Levy: So.... If anyone sees Skie's apartment on fire tomorrow morning, we'll know why...
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Here's some more WYR prompts (if you want to answer them XD)
- WYR Start a band with Gajeel or Natsu?
- WYR Make a clone of Ultear or Minerva?
- WYR Time travel with Cana or Laki?
- WYR Fight to the death against Erza or Mirajane?
- WYR Have a dance off against Freed or Rufus?
- WYR Be best friends with Yukino or Chelia?
- WYR Punch Mavis while Zeref is watching, or Punch Cana while Gildarts is watching?
- WYR Go on a date with Sting or Rogue?
- WYR Go on a job with Team Shadow Gear or The Thunder Tribe?
- WYR Prank Laxus or Prank Master Makarov?
Hope you enjoyed!
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