Lucy: Guys!! Guess what!! The S-Class mages are trying to decide who's gonna get nominated for the S-Class trials this year, so they're holding some sort of contest!
Natsu: PFFT! I could beat Gray at any contest!
Gray: You must be delusional. I could best you at anything.
Natsu: LA LA LA I can't hear you over the sound of me WINNING.
Gray: That's it, you're dead meat, Lizard Boy.
Natsu: Bring it on, Snow-cone freak!
Gray: You better sleep with one eye open, Pinkie Pie.
Natsu: Ha! I bet you don't even know where my house is, icicle head!
Gray: OH YEAH?! WELL IT WON'T BE HARD TO FIND WITH YOUR DRAGON SNORING SOUNDS
Lucy: THAT'S IT. I'M CALLING ERZA.
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Fairy Tail Funny Texts #2 | DISCONTINUED
FanfictionHey guys! I figured since I ran out of chapter space on my first Fairy Tail Funny Texts book, I had better make a sequel! So GET READY! THE FIORE MAGES ARE BACK WITH FAIRY TAIL FUNNY TEXTS #2!! (-I do not own the Fairy Tail characters, they belon...
